Dead by Daylight Parody Podcast - "The Auric Cell"
Project Overview
PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS BEFORE AUDITIONING. I PROMISE YOU IT'LL HELP YOU GET CAST.
PLOT: The Entity has mysteriously died. The survivors and killers all return to Earth, circa 2021-ish, and try to regain some semblance of normalcy after being forced to do the entity's bidding for countless years. Some acclimate well to their new lives...others prefer to keep murdering. Evan Macmillan, formerly known as the Trapper, is struggling because he's somewhere in between. To sublimate these violent urges, he starts a podcast with his new roommate, Philip Ojomo, where he brings on other killers to talk about their experiences, past and present. The podcast series serves to answer the question of..."to what extent can people really change?"
The Auric Cell is trying to cultivate a form of Narrative Dead by Daylight Entertainment with continuity that allows these characters to come to life in a way that's never been done before. Channels like Saminations and Luminious offer exceptional content with their scripted DBD entertainment...but they're pretty much the only ones. I want to offer this show and hub as another option in the market: an option that differentiates itself by having more 3 dimensionality to its characters, posting more frequently, offering analysis/lore content as well. Not only that, but doing all of this while maintaining a dynamic balance of comedy and depth through the writing and characters.
That's where YOU come in!
Below is a casting call for SOME of the many characters in Dead by Daylight. There will be future casting calls for future characters, but for now we’re looking for people to play RECURRING roles. Meaning, if you’re cast as Trapper or Ghostface or whatever, we’ll need you to be able to play them whenever a new script launches. Some characters are going to appear more than others, obviously, so compensation on each role will depend on how large or small of a part your role has to play. Any questions about compensation can be directed to me, Solomon Troupe, but needless to say: all actors will be compensated for any work they do for the show, unless there’s an extreme circumstance.
In regards to acting stuff, consider the following 3 things:
These characters all have preexisting voice actors for the game of DBD, but unless the character you’re auditioning for is licensed, we’re really just looking for YOUR take and YOUR voice in these parts. Don’t feel pressure to sound exactly like the character in the game unless the part specifically demands some level of that.
The turnaround times for file submissions are gonna be fairly quick (often 1.5 to 2.5 weeks after the script is frozen) so gauge your level of commitment here. For a good chunk of these roles, it won’t be a one-off project. We’ll need you again. Even if it’s small. So be ready for that.
VERY IMPORTANT: Please, after every audition, (briefly) notate how much you know about Dead by Daylight. This includes gameplay knowledge as well as lore and character knowledge. If it’s very little, tell me. If it’s not a lot, tell me as well. LACK OF DBD KNOWLEDGE WILL NOT HURT YOUR CHANCES OF BEING CAST. I’m looking for RANGE and TALENT first and foremost. But since a lot of this humor may be referential, I think it’s important that the casting team gets a sense of your experience with the game. Also, please tell me the extent of your knowledge when it comes to the horror genre as a whole.
- On some roles, it may behoove you to specify if you belong to a certain group when you submit your audition. (More details on each of those individual roles) If you do not feel comfortable disclosing your race/ethnicity, that is totally and completely okay. It will not be a deciding factor in casting. These roles are: The Wraith, The Hag, The Spirit, The Plague*, The Oni, and The Trickster. Thank you for understanding.
*eh, somewhat
All that being said, if you have any questions let me know! Good luck with your audition. Remember, if you do a good job my job becomes a lot easier. :)
I’ll see you in the fog.
-Solomon.
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Latest Updates
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Hi guys! Thank you to everyone who auditioned. I cant cast all of you, unfortunately, but if you're still passionate about the future of this project, want a place to talk about DBD, or want to be notified for future casting opportunities for Auric Cell projects, join our discord server! https://discord.gg/yQxRXnaBK7 Also, we're having a table read sometime soon, so if you want to be a part of that join the discord server for more information. Thanks so much guys and have a great day! <3
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PAY
If you haven't noticed already, some of the roles have been reduced in price when it comes to compensation. This is because someone, who will remain anonymous ((me, it was totally me, i'm sorry)) didn't do the math correctly when it came to the budget for the show. I forgot to take into account payment for editors and writers and such. So, basically, every role is getting a bit of a pay cut. Some more than others. If enough funds are raised through the kickstarter, these prices may return to their initial amount. But if this development changes your opinion on wanting to be a part of this project, I completely understand. Once again, I apologize for the unprofessionalism, but I hope that you still want to be a part of the Auric Cell regardless. DM me if you have any specific questions. -
SECOND Casting Call
There is now a SECOND casting call up for the survivor side of Auric Cell Entertainment. There's about 7 open roles currently but I plan to add more. I've noticed that some of you have strong accents that might disqualify you from certain roles on this call, but would actually benefit you when it comes to the other call. Check it out if you can! Casting for that ends on the 9th. https://www.castingcall.club/projects/dead-by-daylight-survivors-auric-cell-podcast -
DEADLINE SHIFT
Hey guys! Because of the unexpected amount of auditions, and the superb quality of 50% of them, I feel pretty confident ending the casting call for the majority of characters a little earlier. On May 1st, I'll end casting for the majority of the characters, and then a few days later i'll post the results. Some characters, however, may still need to be up since we're struggling to fill certain roles. Anyway, thank you for the great auditions! It is certainly making my choices quite difficult lol. Oh and plz share that kickstarter link if you havent already pretty plz thank you mwah -
KICKSTARTER
Hey guys! The Kickstarter for this project is now live. Even if you don't get cast, if you wanna see this project happen pretty please consider donating to it! And hey, the more funds we get the more I can pay you if you DO get cast! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/solomontroupe/the-auric-cell-dead-by-daylight-webseries?ref=project_build We've already about 20% there and it's only the first day, so please help us out by sharing this with any DBD fans you know! Thanks so much for the support! -Solomon
Evan Macmillan was the wealthy son of a sociopathic capitalist. Now, without his dad or the entity around, he's struggling against his violent and homicidal urges. His personality starts off arrogant, selfish, and skeptical. But, as the podcast continues, he softens up and realizes he is, in fact, a gay himbo. Voice wise I'm looking for a standard American accent (he's from Seattle), belonging to someone from the ages of 25 to 35. I'm also looking for RANGE. He's the main character and goes through a pretty massive character arc, so in these miscellaneous lines I wanna see that you can portray a wide range of emotions and find nuanced distinctions in similar emotions.
Oh also he has a metric fuckload of lines, so be prepared for that.
(in the style of Otzdarva) Hello friends. This is Evan.
And welcome to...the Auric Cell.
LINE 1: Dead by Daylight? Eh, I tried playing it but there was a shit ton of bugs.
LINE 2: (smirking) You heard ‘em, audience. Drop a like if you’re ugly.
LINE 3: (startled) AH! GHOSTFACE! What the FUCK, man!?! STOP FUCKING DOING THAT!
LINE 4: Oh fuck sorry….goddamn it I did it again. Shit. SHIT. WAIT FUCK. FUCKING DAMN IT DUDE WHY CANT I STOP FUCKING CUSSING?!?!
LINE 5: Lisa please tell me I don't have to explain to you why EATING PEOPLE IS WRONG.
LINE 6: “Ah, just call me Pyramid. "Mr. Head" was my father.” (a little too loud) HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Hahaha….ha…(pause)...no one….no one found that…(small) funny--OKAY, moving on!
LINE 7: Ugh fuck politics man I just wanna grill.
LINE 8: Uhhhh...who’s Jake Paul? ...Is he a survivor?
LINE 9: (slightly horny) No...I-I’m not...No, look. He’s...hot. Like, objectively. Like, it doesn't make me gay to say he’s hot, okay? It would be gay if I said like…”Oh this guys hot so I want to FUCK HIM INTO NEXT TUESDAY.” ...THAT ...would be gay….I am not...gay...like...o-objectively. (pause) SHUT THE FUCK UP DANNY.
LINE 10: (sincere) Sigh. I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t mean to hurt you. You’re my best friend, man. I love you.
Philip is an African refugee of the Biafran War and is the co-host of the Auric Cell. He is intelligent, patient, and empathetic, but suffers from PTSD and depression. Voice wise, his accent can be from any country surrounding Nigeria, but Nigerian is preferred. The accent doesn't have to be strong, either, since he's been in America for a while.
Also, he has a good chunk of lines, too. Hence the higher price.
NOTE: Because the character's race comes up as a non-minor plot point, I'd prefer a black VA play the role. However, if you are NOT a black VA, feel free to audition! I'm looking for talent first and foremost, race will not be a determining factor.
My name is Phillip Ojomo. Welcome to...the Auric Cell.
LINE 1: (slightly frustrated) Please do not tell me you DRUGGED EVAN.
LINE 2: So...what compelled you 3 to start a polygamous relationship?
LINE 3: (slowly) Why do I feel...conflicted...about this?
LINE 4: (flirty) 'Ello, Sally. How's my favorite Nurse? Hahahaaa...
LINE 5: Danny I do not want to be rude but get the FUCK OFF OF OUR PODCAST NO ONE LIKES YOU.
LINE 6: (somber) These killers, these...monsterized humans...they would hunt, bludgeon, and then sacrifice the survivors. If the killer was merciless enough...they would all be dead by daylight. (pause, a total 180:) I think someone made a video game about it.
LINE 7: (inspirational) Evan. It is okay. We cannot abandon hope. I know one day...we will make it out of this.
Max Thompson is a survivor of an incredibly abusive household. He was born horribly disfigured. Despite being treated like a monster, he wants to be a hero and help people. When delivering his lines, keep in mind that just because he has a southern accent it doesn't mean he's going to be portrayed as dumb. He's actually a pretty bright inventor, even if his social skills are pretty stunted.
Uhhh...can yall hear me? I'm not real good at this whole internet thang...uhhh...Okay.
Hey yall. I'm the hill--...er...Max...Thompson...Huh. I aint used THAT name in a while...
It's surprisin'ly effective to skewer 'em through the head. It don't even take all that much brutal strength. I mean, there's quiiiite a bit of clean up with the sloppy butcherin'. Blood and the guts and the brain chunks everywhere...but, hey, that's what snacktime's for! Hahah! Yall ever had chitlins?
Well...uh...them kids here...they uh...they REALLY need some help. Turns out I may not be as good at the whole "takin-care-of-recently-orphaned-kids" thing as I had imagined...so uh...we uhhh...we may run out of food and water soon. Can yall uh...maybe...DONATE...some money to the old coldwind farm?
Sally Smithson is a relatively conservative Anglo-American woman who values herself as a wife and caregiver. She's quite opinionated and very British with her quick wit and dry sense of humor. She's a caring, emotional person...but she's still a massive bitch from time to time.
So, if you listen to the nurse's audio in game, it sounds like she can hardly breathe. Breath (or lack thereof) is a common theme in Sally's character, so I'd like you, as the actress, to play around with this in your line deliveries. Perhaps her voice is raspy. Perhaps her voice is breathy. Maybe she has a bit of vocal fry. Maybe she's more up in her head voice. I'm not really sure what I want the character to sound like just yet, so surprise me! Just make sure the way you use your breath is intentional; it's a big part of her character.
Ello everyone. (flirty) Ello Philip~. Hehehehe!
(agitated, sarcastic) Where was the "grace" and "mercy" when forced to slaughter innocent survivors in the entity's realm? Where was the "grace" and "mercy" when this pandemic struck? Where was the "grace" and "mercy" when a similar disease spread amongst your own people? What kind of god is graceful and merciful and lets millions of people DIE every day?
Darling...I WAS a nurse...but only for insane people...who I then MURDERED. I don't think I count as a "qualified medical professional."
Come on. You know who Michael Myers is. You should also know he doesn't talk, ever. The Auric Cell is no exception. He does make some sounds, though. So if you're good at making sounds and have a voice that fits I'd love to have you audition.
*deep sigh*
*low pitched grumble of anger*
*sad sigh*
Lisa Sherwood was a pretty average person until the entity gave her an insatiable hunger for human flesh. She has the duality of wanting to be a kind person while also wanting to eat people. It's pretty tuff not gonna lie.
I wanted her to have a SLIGHT southern accent, but it's optional. Also, being a black woman is a core part of this character's...well...character....so I'd prefer to cast the role to a black female voice actress. However, if you are NOT that, and still feel comfortable portraying this role, feel free to audition. I am looking for talent first and foremost, and race will not be a determining factor.
Yeah! We opened up a little restaurant, actually. "Grandma's Cookbook." We serve the best vegan meat in Louisiana. Bubba's "barbeque and chili" is SO good. Oh, and the survivor pudding? It's to DIE for. Yall wanna try some? (pause, then nervous laughter) HAhah....N-No....It's....VEGAN...not "human." Why would you think we were....(pause)...y-you can be vegan and still eat meat, Evan. Meat can be...very...vegan... (another pause) LOOK DO YALL WANNA TRY SOME OR NOT?
Hold on, hold on, hold on. IF we were to cook and eat people, WHICH WE DO NOT, we would only cook and eat BAD people. Criminals. Theives. Transphobes like the ones that shamed Bubba's new gender identity. THOSE people end up in the chili. Soooo...we're still good people! Hahaha...Er. I mean. We would be. IF...w-we killed. WHICH WE DO NOT.
Do NOT call me that. It's bad luck. Look, Evan. I'm not a WITCH, i'm not a CANNIBAL, and I am certainly NOT a HAG. Sigh. My name is Lisa Sherwood and i'm...i'm an honest, hard working person. I'm...I am a good. Person. Okay? ...sigh.
Herman Carter is a ruthless sociopath who just so happens to be a brilliant neuroscientist. He only cares about one thing: science. Specifically, the science of the mind, and the effect that electricity has on the brain. He will stop at nothing untill he masters mind control. And I really do mean nothing.
For vocal delivery, I'm looking for a 25-35 year old with a mix of intelligent, cold, and creepy. Think Cecil's character in Welcome to Night Vale, but with a little more snide laughter. He laughs a lot in-game, so you may wanna look into that. The audience should think "this guy is in my head but in the worst way possible."
Love is merely a chemical imbalance in the brain. Emotion is energy in motion. You only care about her because you want to reproduce. It's all quite meaningless, yet...so fascinating.
Philip...you do realize that I'm not THAT kind of doctor, right? I don't do check ups or prescribe flintstone gummies. "Doctor" is more of a moniker. (with pride) I'm an information specialist. An observer of the mind. ...Well, I suppose I do more than OBSERVE it...(insert murdery laugh here)
(explanatory) Electroconvulsive therapy, often shortened to ECT, is a procedure done under general anesthesia, in which small currents are passed through the brain, intentionally triggering a brief seizure. ECT seems to cause changes in brain chemistry that can quickly reverse symptoms of certain mental health conditions. (slightly off-putting) If you experience any negative symptoms from the following treatment...please consult your Doctor. (insert another murdery laugh)
Anna has a supernatural talent for hunting. But in 2021, she finds herself in a very different dangerous environment: the music industry. This version of the character is, admittedly, a little more goofy than her actual lore paints her to be. But at the end of the day I still want her to feel like a real person.
For vocal delivery she does need a VERY strong Russian accent. Broken English, that kind of thing. She maybe knows 5 words of English on a good day. This accent can border into cartoonish, honestly. As long as we can still tell what she's saying.
(sing/hum part of the Huntress Lullaby)
Hello trapper boi. Hello wriath boi. How goes your marriage?
Huntress like signing. Huntress sing for girls in village. Girls say..."shit slaps"...Huntress find recording studio and record label. Do collab with Ariana Grande. Huntress Lullaby go triple platinum. Win five grammys. Now am pop star. But ees okay. Still hunt on weekends. :)
The mascot of the texas chainsaw massacre series is a scared, abused manchild. Bubba struggles to find anyone he can trust now that his family is gone. But he does have Lisa (the Hag). And maybe that'll start to be enough.
For vocals, uhhhh...I mean...he's scared and can barely speak human words. It should almost sound like speaking hurts him to some degree. Play around with it. I wanna see what you come up with. Whatever voice he has, i think it should have a slight southern accent given the circumstances in which he grew up.
...bUBBA...SCARED...oF...uHhhhh...*crying noises*...WHYYYYY
...bUBBA...LiKE.....uHhhhhh....LISA!!!!!
UhhhhHh....tRANS....rIGHTS!
This version of the iconic horror character is a celebrity who uses his fame to do some pretty despicable things to his young, impressionable fan base. And he's pretty unapologetic about it. The challenge for you, the voice actor, is to somehow make this guy sound charming and charismatic despite the horrible things he does to minors.
For vocal delivery, he's based on the 2010 version of Freddy from A Nightmare on Elm Street, so try to take that energy and make it your own. It should be low and creepy, but with some charismatic flavoring.
My name is Fredrick Charles Krueger. But the kids call me “Mr. Krueger.” Or, if I REALLY like them....just Freddy. (laughs in pedophile)
Eh. It’s a lot of needless drama. For one, me and Jason Voorhees have this stupid rivalry on twitter just because he said “that’s why yo hat raggedy” and I tweeted back and said “that’s why yo mama dead.” Then there was the whole debacle with Pinhead where I got a large portion of the horror community to call him Larry based on that one SpongeBob episode...heh, boy did THAT raise some hell…Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure there isn’t ONE horror figure I haven’t had beef with. Chucky...Pennywise...The Predator...even that Purple Guy. "Man behind the slaughter" my ass. He’s less scary than Frank N’ Furter.
Sigh. Hello everyone. Krueger here. I’d like to make this video as an apology for my more….controversial….actions...Ugh...I just wanna say....UGH. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE’S 16?? IT DOESN’T SHOW YOUR AGE ON DISCORD, OKAY???
In the Auric Cell, Amanda Young is a fucked up individual turned overnight celebrity, who has a dry sense of humor and a slightly broken moral compass. She's based on the Amanda Young from the Saw movies, specifically the third one, before she "dies."
In terms of acting, try to match the energy Shawnee Smith had in Saw 3, or maybe Billie Eilish tbh. You don't have to sound exactly like her voice does in the saw movies, but the closer the better. I'm looking for an Amanda who is a sarcastic, charismatic, and deeply self hating mess. But she still has "bruh girl energy" and is definitely a boss bitch periodt. #girlbossmoment
Oh, please. YOU’RE one to talk, Meyers. You’re one of the most iconic serial killers EVER and yet Laurie Strode still leaves you on read!
Name’s Amanda Young. It means "Worthy of Love." Ahaha…haaaa!!! Sorry...Oh...the world is so fucking cruel, isn't it? I'm 30, I think. It's been a while since I've given a shit about my birthday, so forgive me. I was pretty fuckin’ normal till I got framed for something I didn't commit, fell into a pit of….uhm.....despair, got an addiction to heroin, aaaand accidentally caused the murder of an unborn child. Ya know, just your typical Tuesday.
Oh, I think he’s doing a bit more than the monster mash. Freddy may be the nightmare but he’s been giving him nothing but wet dreams, haha! AYOOOOOOO!! Up top!
Kenneth Chase in DBD is a creepy clown, and while I still wanna keep that energy, I wanna lean into the "sad clown" archetype too. The poor serial killer has been having such a hard time recently. He's a really weird mix of sympathetic and off-putting. He and Joaquin Phoenix's Joker would have been great friends.
For casting purposes, you should try to emulate the wet-cough and laughter that the clown does in-game. Also, I'm looking for a deep-ish to medium tone voice. Also, there's never a time when the clown isn't under some sort of alcoholic substance, so feel free to give a slightly drunk delivery to all of his lines. Just don't go overboard: we still need to understand him.
Eh, not really. I don’t like using the name “Jeffery Hawk”...or even “Kenneth Chase.” I think “the Clown” fits me better. I’m a failure. A disappointment. A complete and utter joke….I guess you could say it’s... no laughing matter....haha...hAHAHAAAAAA...Haaaa….
You know what they say. Drugs don’t kill people, PEOPLE kill people. Except for me, apparently. No matter how many fucking times I overdose, I still wake up the next morning. And every time I do I just think...ugh, you gotta be KILLIN' me! HAHAHAAAAAHAHAAA!!! Ohhhh...I wanna DIE, man...
Oh quit the funny business. I feel like SHIT, CONSTANTLY. I'm an overweight, unemployed alcoholic with a finger fetish, and my only talent is getting laughed at. Well, and KILLING people. But since I cant do THAT anymore I just sit on my ass all day and drink and smoke and play Dead by Daylight. When you've got NOTHING going for ya...when you feel empty and there's no light at the end of the tunnel...when you run from every single demon that lives within you...well...alcohol’s a pretty fuckin good escape. Even if the escape...turns permanent. ...ha...ha….haaaa…..
Rin Yamaoka is trying to just be a normal Japanese girl going to college at Takamatsu University. The problem is that she's inherited extreme anger issues from her bloodline. She's intelligent and has a truly caring softer side, but a deep rage lies within her that tends to slip out whenever even the smallest of thing goes poorly.
VA THINGS: Accent wise, it is optional. She can either sound north American, or have some sort of Japanese accent. If she does have a Japanese accent, it shouldn't be super thick, unlike her ancestor, the Oni. Also, please try to find various deliveries when it comes to her anger. The character will be very one note if all of her anger comes out in the same way. If you want inspiration, think about Courtney from the Total Drama series. Something close to that energy.
NOTE: In wake of recent events in the USA, I'd love to cast a woman of Asian descent in this role. However, if you're not Asian, feel free to audition! I'm looking for talent first and foremost, your race will not disqualify you from casting.
You know, after being filled with so much wrath and rancor for who knows HOW long in the entity’s realm, I thought entering the real world would be so much better. I thought I’d have it easier. That I wouldn’t spend my every waking moment in bitter agony. But then...I started college. (Pause) DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DO COLLEGE OVER A ZOOM CALL, EVAN?
But why not, Evan? At this point, as a 19 year old who knows basically everything, i'm pretty convinced that capitalism is FAR more evil than anything we've done as killers. You know...your name...MacMillan? It's a name of anglo-scottish pedigree. While your family is best known for their horribly exploitative mining business, they actually got their START in the slave trade. You know. SLAVERY. One of the most intense abuses of human rights in all of human history! Would you like to say, again, IN FULL CONFIDENCE, that your family wasn’t ALL bad?
Kazan, I...I-I'm....I'm in LOVE with YUI, okay?? And...no....not in the "traditional" way. When i'm with her it's like...it's like...it's like I don't feel ANGRY anymore. I can just feel her body next to mine and...breathe...My cuts...they heal. They really, truly, heal.
Frank is the 19 year old leader of the band of vandals known as the Legion. Unfortunately, the group is currently disbanded. With the internet being a thing now, and him having no where else to turn, he goes to the one place he can find a community. 4chan.
I think this version of the character has a lot of "Jason Dean from Heathers the Movie" energy, so his voice can match that. You know how some teenage girls get their panties wet over the romanticized image they have of serial killers? Yeah, his voice should make that kind of girl swoon. Edgy but charismatic and suave. Also, for the sake of acting, he's pretty much PRETENDING to be red pilled in order to fit in to a new group. He doesn't believe most of what he's saying in that monologue, but he's got to convince everyone he does so he can protect his fragile ego.
Kids??? We’re TEENAGERS. That means we’re basically adults!
Let’s get one thing straight. Im not homophobic, or transphobic or xenophobic or whatever the lamestream media wants to spin the narrative about. I don't FEAR those groups or those people. I don’t “fear” anything at all, really. Sometimes I worry, though. I worry that our feminist run government is oppressing men into the ground. I worry that no one will wake up in time to stop any of it. Sometimes I even worry I’m being blackpilled, that i'm regressing into the old doomer me I used to be. But, no. I'm redpilled and based now. Fears are dumb. I wont allow the liberal media to make me fear anything. Got it? (Pause) Psychological problems? Yeah, right. Fuck you. You’re not my fuckin therapist. Believe me, he tried. I’m not the problem, society is. It doesn’t give a shit if you’re an orphan. Eventually if you get called “sociopath” enough, the insult loses its sting. I probably have every mental illness in the book. Does that mean shit? Absolutely not. Fuck off. Society is fundamentally flawed. Authority figures don't know what the fuck they’re doing. Call me an anarchist if you want, but I'm just right. I still like pretty much all the same shit we did as the Legion….though, i’ll admit...it’s less fun without a group. But i mean...the group I have on 4chan is….i mean….they’re...they're GREAT, okay?? Fuck. You. I'm fucking done here.
(sincere)...you know what...? Maybe...maybe following offensive meme pages isn’t actually a personality trait. I think...being with you guys? ...that’s a hell of a lot more fulfilling. (he laughs, but it’s clear he’s holding back tears) Haha! Let’s get the band back together! The Legion is BACK, baby!
Julie is a recovering "im not like other girls" girl, who now wants to start her new life as a basic bitch. She's doing this mainly because of all the trauma that being edgy and different caused her. Deep down she still misses her time with the Legion, but is extremely hesitant on associating herself with them again. Even her ex boyfriend, Frank.
AUDITON NOTES: You can give her the typical "mean bitch valley girl" accent if you want, but she's also gotta have moments of being dark, brooding, moody....you know, teenager stuff.
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I just like Starbucks, Chick Fil A, shopping, makeup, Ariana Grande...Billie Eilish...uh...s-sometimes. Only SOMETIMES. I-I mean I try not to listen to that edgy stuff anymore, you know? It brings back….feelings...you know? I-I’m not an edgy girl anymore. I’m an “other” girl. It’s better that way, you know? You know????
And….sigh...Frank? He’s just...ugh...I really do feel for him, you know? Growing up as an orphan, having no friends all his life, getting fucked by society in every possible way...i get WHY he is the way he is….but...it doesnt mean i want to be that way too. He’s so FUCKING stubborn when it comes to admitting when he’s wrong. Murder isn’t some cute hobby. That darkness we have in ourselves, it doesn’t--it doesn’t HAVE to come out. We can just...bottle it up. Pretend it isnt there….you know? ….I love frank. I really do. Er, did. I really did. But...I just...cant….go back to that. He brings out all the parts of me I can NOT let out again.
Susie is described in the lore as being a "shy" girl. Since that's pretty much all the characterization she got, my version of her also adds the fact that she's terminally online, she's in almost every fandom, and she's an avid writer of horny fanfiction. Basically your average 16 year old tumblr user.
I want her voice a bit high pitched, bordering into anime-girl-chan territories. But not too cartoonish. The voice should sound like it belongs to someone who says UwU unironically.
Sending me death threats through MULTIPLE accounts??? Reporting EVERY post I make on tumblr??? Doxxing me????? TWICE?????? Yeah that’s real fucking mature, Frank! (Pause) No, dude, stop lying! It is so TOTALLY YOU DOING THIS. Ugh. Here’s a message I got two days ago. *Ahem.* “Susie. This is Frank. Frank Morrison. You know, the one from the Legion. You’re a face camping bitch and also your mom gay. Kill yourself. Sincerely Frank. Frank Morrison. You know, the one from the Legion.”
Fandom is fun though! WraithXTrapper is my OTP. GhostfaceXMyers is a pretty good one too. But the Pig is my nonbinary pansexual comfort character and I also kin vitiligo transmasc Huntress. (Pause) Stop laughing at me, Frank! I left the legion because I actually fit in with those quirky, horny, socially awkward furries on tumblr. THEY get me. They get my neopronouns, my change dot org petitions...and they get what it’s like to be too shy to stand up for yourself. So I can’t go back to the Legion. Not if it’s gonna be like it was.
(slightly crying) Damn it I miss you guys too! I’m tired of making fursuits! I’m tired of getting hit on by discord mods! I-I just wanna be legion again! You guys aren’t just my friends...you’re my family. (Sobs like a Steven universe fan at the end of the series)
Joey is the most unremarkable member of the former Legion. He doesn't really know what he wants and doesn't really have a large amount of direction going for him. He's still chill though, even if he plugs his stream a bit much.
There's no significant notes for vocal delivery besides give him a bit of "dude bro" energy, I guess. He's the type of guy to follow offensive meme pages on Instagram. Do with that as you will.
I don't wanna sound all depressed and shit but there’s not a whole lot I super enjoy doing anymore. Drugs are still kinda fun, but all the vandalism is just not as fun without the Legion to do it with. So usually I just...go to work, come home, and stream on twitch. I tried playing Dead by Daylight but it just...isn’t fun. Not without friends. I kinda wanted to play it with the Legion buuuuut we broke up before we could. Instead I play a lot of fortnite and apex and csgo. Not to brag but...Im kinda cracked my guy.
No you don’t, Julie. I watched your apology video. And then the apology video for your apology video. You don't feel sorry for anyone.
Hah. Haha! “Ghostface”? Sheeeeesh....Nah, Im sorry my dude that name is fuckin terrible. No offense, haha.
Adiris, after waking up in what used to be Babylon in the year 2021, is now a devout Muslim woman. She's currently advocating for the religion in America. Unlike most leaders of extreme faith, however, she is genuinely very compassionate and wants what is best for everyone. And what she believes is best is the word of God.
NOTE: Her accent is optional. I'd prefer someone who sounds like they're from Iraq/the middle east, but if not a typical north American (or maybe even British) accent works too.
I am Adiris Abdallah. I have given myself this surname to show my devotion to Allah. In its entirety, my name means "Persistent, Resourceful, and Empathic Servant of God." I take much pride in my current name….auhm...B-But not too much pride because that is a SIN.
Yes...it is not uncommon for Gods to send diseases to rid the world of the unholy ones...this "pandemic" as you call it, it is simply a reflection of God's will and power...and will and power we must respect….and NO, for the LAST TIME, I am NOT responsible for causing it! >:/
Just because I am ancient doesn’t mean I can not see stupidity when it is presented to me. First of all, this country has a very WARPED view of what God wants you to do. I met most of the men who wrote your bible and trust me, they are no saints. But one of the few points they DID get right was the whole “love thy neighbor” thing, and Americans will not even do THAT by doing something as SIMPLE as wearing a mask! They should listen better. They should be compassionate and caring and charitable. Not bigoted and closed minded. It is what their precious leader Jesus would have wanted. I would know. I dated him. Jesus was a...how would you call it…”hippie”? He cared for the poor, went against the structures of power, and loved all men. ALL men. That is why we broke up. He was cheating on me with like, 12 of his disciples.
Danny Johnson is the main antagonist of the podcast. He ranges from mildly annoying internet troll at best to a silent killer that takes out major characters at worst. Either way, he's a major narcissist and psychopath. His goal is to convince the killers to keep on killing because he's a murder nerd who wont be satisfied until all eyes are on him.
ACTING NOTES: I need him to ooze charm and charisma despite being a despicable person. Ghostface, out of all the DBD killers, has by far the most...."dedicated"...fan base. (They're all in love with him and want him to stab them. Myself included.) So yeah, try your best to be a sort of "lovable sociopath."
Good evening everyone. My name is Danny Johnson. But you probably know me as...the Ghost Face.
Why the judgement? Sometimes humans are just bored into being murderers. No, no. Not born. BORED.
Human lives...they’re just so dreadfully dull and boring. Going to college, getting married, working a 9 to 5...it’s all so….average. The monotony of life makes it unbearable to live. I was a normal person, you know. Your average Joe. Your average Jed. That is….until I decided to fight back against my boredom. I gave myself a reason to live. My reason to live...is to kill!
I am curing my sickness. The entity’s realm is my dark hospital. I am a doctor, curing my patients of their insufferable boredom. And I get great satisfaction from doing so. I’m doing them a favor by putting all of these people out of their misery. I’m the hero here. Not you two.
You both want to leave the entity’s realm and go back to...what? Your dead end job at auto haven, Wraith? Your loneliness and shame as the Macmillan heir, Trapper? Almost every survivor and killer was swept up into the fog after experiencing great lostness. The entity has saved us from our existential hopelessness and given us a new reason to live. A BETTER reason to live! The trials, the sacrifice, the MURDER of it all….it’s just….so….thrilling! I don’t see how anyone would WANT to leave. Which is why I tried so hard to convince you guys that you’d be much happier being murderers. I know I am. And I know you two still feel that darkness in you that wants to sin. Do it. Be it. Revel in it! Ahahahaaaa!
I went to Brigham Young University and studied Journalism. I had a knack for storytelling, an affinity for critical thinking, and a flair for the dramatic, so I graduated valedictorian. Impressive, right? What’s even MORE impressive is that I managed to kill the competition and get away with it, all while maintaining my 5.1 GPA. Anything’s possible with a little ambition. :)
Audition if you want to but I'm like 90% certain this character wont really be in the podcast lol.
*demonic screeching*
*slighly confused demonic screeching*
NAVBAUIHWAJAJHDHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Kazan has gone from the savage samurai, ravaging through feudal japan, to the oyabun of the Yamaoka-Oni clan of the Yakuza. Much like his great great great great great great granddaughter Rin, he wants to be a better person and control his rage. But he still has very strong samurai ideals, a mega patriot for Japan. He's a traditionalist, which causes problems with the only family he has left.
For vocal delivery, I think his voice should be relatively deep and intimidating. However, he has a soft spot and deep down a passionate and caring heart.
NOTE: The Japanese accent can range from weak to very strong, as long as it's not offensive. Also, in light of recent events in the USA, I'd prefer to cast an Asian VA for this part; especially since Kazan is a proud Japanese man. However, if you are not of Asian descent, you are completely welcome to audition for this part! I am looking for talent first and foremost, your race will not disqualify you from this part.
Greetings internet podcast! ...which of these buttons do I press to bow?
Young lady that is COMPLETELY unacceptable. See what I mean? NO respect for the family in these youth. Mr. Macmillan's father must have been an honorable and respectable man. Maybe once you stop being so disagreeable and respect our family values you will find a man who will marry and tame you. (Rin says something reasonable, and then:) YOU WHORE! HOW DARE YOU BASTARDIZE THE YAMAOKA NAME!
(heartfelt for the first time in his life) When I lost my father...it drove me over the edge….I have never recovered since then. (pause, a breath) Perhaps I was...irrational...for seeking vengeance by pillaging the villagers….I...I apologize, Rin. I love you. May we agree to disagree.
Caleb Quinn is a master inventor who's now a strong arms dealer and libertarian. He's passionate about fighting against the system that oppressed him back in the 1800's, since it's still mostly in place in 2021.
Voice wise, the man's from the wild west (Arizona, I think) so a general southern accent works fine. I'm also looking for intelligence and quit wit; just because he has this accent doesn't mean he should be perceived as dumb.
I’m an arms broker. Any weapon you need, I got. Including, but not limited to: Ammunition, Arrows, Assault Rifles, Atomic Bombs, Autocannons, Automatic Rifles, Axes, Ballista, Ballistic Missile, Bat, Baton, Battle Axe, Bayonet, Bazooka, Billy Club, Biological Warfare--
When we had to do trials this motherfucker kept people in cages. And now that we’re back in the real world he’s doing the same shit. He can call himself a “warden.” Hell, he can call himself “justice.” But he’s just a cop. Point blank period. You think since I’m pro guns I'm pro police too?? That’s a dangerous assumption to make, Philly. Back where I’m from you’d get SHOT for that kind of disrespect.
I don't got no clue who you is but my double barrel don't discriminate. I ain’t afraid of nothin’. Im just tryna get as much done in the borrowed time I have left. There’s so much fuckin WRONG in the world, ya hear? So much wrong...Maybe I can fix it, ya know? If I can build a gun...I can build a better life, too. Not just fer me but….ya know...fer everyone. Well...everyone who DESERVES it. Fuck the greedy pigs. Fuck the fuckin establishment. If I could kick every rich motherfucker’s face in I wouldn’t even change outta ma good boots to do it.
Pyramid Head is...kind of unexplainable, even for the most die hard silent hill fans. But to make a long story short, he is the physical manifestation of James Sunderland's guilt. He exists in the entity's realm to torment the survivors, and now that the entity is gone, he is on earth, tormenting prisoners as a warden.
Voice wise, I'm looking for something low, cold, and foreboding. Also, if you want to, you can try to sound like James Sunderland does in the silent hill games as a cool Easter egg to the fans.
I do not have a name. In the realm of the entity I was known as the Executioner. In the realm of Silent Hill I was known as the Pyramid Head. In the realm of James Sunderland I was known as James Sunderland. I do not have a name. And I do not see the logical purpose in one. Or in this interview. But the name “James Sunderland” means “A Divided Individual That Takes What Isn’t Theirs.” This appraisal may benefit James Sunderland. But I am and am not James Sunderland. I am not a divided individual. My goals are set in stone. To punish. To rectify. To execute. You humans must confront your guilt or else it will destroy you. I will destroy you. There is nothing emotional about it. It is simply what I do.
Ha...hahaha….FuAHAHAHAAAA!! I just find you mortals so utterly pathetic. To be this stirred by an assumption. As if it matters. As if there is any need to make recompense for such a minor offense. As if there is a punishment that awaits you if you do not. Even after exiting the entity’s realm...you are still afflicted to find this retribution. I find it amusing because it is a wholly fruitless search.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Talbot Grimes is a genius chemist, currently working on brain research with Herman Carter. The two are a fun science duo, like Pinkie and The Brain. Except Talbot is way more of the "Pinkie" in this duo. He's fun, charming, and he fucks on the regular. The energy we're going for is "morally ambiguous smart guy that you could totally get a beer with." And since he's Scottish, he's definitely going to get a beer with you.
Accent wise, it can be a weak to strong Scottish accent. Maaaaaybe British, since he lived there for a while? But if you go the British route it needs to sound high-class. You can also stretch and maybe go Irish if that's in your toolbelt.
Riiiiiiight, because you're “asexual for science” or something. Christ, Carter. Has no one ever hugged you? Is that why you’re so heartless? The mind isn’t everythin’ mate. You'd think that since you're a doctor you'd know that the heart beat keeps you livin', haha.
(ignore the wonky phenetic spelling, it'll make sense in context)
Hm...heh...Now’s where the REAL interview begins, eh? Haha, alright...well...I reckon ma biggest fear is probably of….ma’self. I know that me ambition is me greatest strength….but...sometimes the things in ya are so strong that ya start to question if you can really ‘andle the lot. Oft’ times It feels like me brain right tramples me ‘art in persuit of...whatever it is i’m persuein’. Ah dinne ken wot a’m even persuein’ anymore. Pastula petals? Scientific advancements? Ma’self? It aull feels so foreign’. Eye ave this massive ambition, this carriage goin faster n’ faster every day, but it changes direction so quickly I feel like i’m goin’a be sick. At the end of the deh, ah suppose what ah want is a wee bit a’ goddamn stability so I can figure out what to do from there, but a’ve been off me trolley fer so long Ah dinne ken. It’s pure barry, haha….eh….sigh….
Heroin is an opioid drug made from morphine, a natural substance taken from the seed pod of the various opium poppy plants grown in Southeast and Southwest Asia, Mexico, and Colombia. Heroin can be a white or brown powder, or a black sticky substance known as black tar heroin. Other common names for heroin include big H, horse, hell dust, and smack.
...but if ya ask me, the shit’s not strong enough! Haha!
Charlotte and Victor are conjoined twins. Previously they were persecuted for being "monsters," now in 2021 they're just trying to navigate a less dangerous world that actually allows them to exist. Charlotte is the more compassionate of the twins. She spends most of the time calming down her volatile brother.
Since she doesn't appear very much in the podcast at all, I'm really just looking for anyone who has a nice voice and can put on a stereotypical French accent.
(laughs in french)
Victor and I are connected. We share some organs and he wraps himself around a lot of mine. We are still two different people though. ...VERY...different.
LINE 1: Bonjur podcast!
LINE 2: Sacrebleu! Oui?
LINE 3: Non…
LINE 4: Ratatouille.
Charlotte and Victor are conjoined twins. Now that they don't have to worry about being killed, they try to navigate the world and actually get to enjoy themselves. Victor is loud, immature, and childish. He's also a bit mean, as kids can be. He spends most of his time yelling to get charlotte to do things he wants. And usually, he gets what he wants.
Since Victor doesn't appear very much in the podcast, im really just looking for anyone who can put on a good french accent and scream a bunch. I put this role as "Ageless" because while he is technically a child, he's also technically the same age as Charlotte, who is 19....(its complicated). So, voice wise, he can either sound like a tiny child, or a high-pitched grown man, either works.
(laugh in french)
NO, NO, NO! I DID NOT DIE. I AM NINETEEN AND NOT A BABY AND I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT DIE. VICTOR IS ALIVE!!! ALIVE!!!!! VIVE LA REVOLUCION!
FUCK YOU CHARLOTTE I WILL SAY WHAT I WANT! DICK BUTT DICK BUTT DICK BUTT DICKBUTTDICKBUTTDICKBUTT!!! (laughs in french aggressively)
Ji-Woon Hak is the biggest name on the KPOP scene. You'd think after word got out that he murdered a room full of people, no one would support him and he'd lose his fame. But no, KPOP frans are relentless. Now Ji-Woon is bigger than ever, and is quite unapologetic about his crimes. He is the most evil thing in the music industry, which, frankly, is a little impressive.
For voice, this character has voice lines in the game already. Try to sound somewhat like that if you can. Also, in regards to this being a singing part, I'm really looking more towards the acting side of things. If you're a better actor than you are a singer, still feel free to audition. For Ji-Woon, I really need to feel the ego ooze out of his voice. He is loved by millions, and he knows it. His voice should sound confident, a bit malicious, and maybe even a dash of horny. Oh, and the accent is optional. I'd prefer if he had a Korean accent, but if he doesn't, that's mostly fine.
NOTE: In light of recent events in the USA, i'd prefer if this character were voiced by an Asian voice actor. However, because the Trickster's ethnicity has very little to do with his character, this is not something that will be heavily considered while casting. If you're not Asian or Korean or whatever, you can still definitely audition. I'm looking for talent first and foremost!
(sing or rap 30 seconds of something, preferably from KPOP, and bonus points if it has a lot of Korean or Japanese lyrics. It can be acapella or have music behind it.)
(in the style of his mori) Ah...KANDA! Haha! Good evening everyone! I'm Ji-Woon Hak from Dead by Daylight, and you’re watching Disney Channel!
Fear? Ah, I’m sorry. I don’t have those. At some point Yun-Jin Lee set me up with a therapist. The therapist diagnosed me with all sorts of ridiculous things. Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Histrionic Personality Disorder, Bipolar Disorder….I lot of terrible, terrible things really. She said "the world may not, in fact, spin on your axis.” She said "Ji-Woon, you actually have the biggest ego of any patient I've ever seen. And I've talked to Kanye West." That therapist said lots of hurtful and untrue things. The only good thing that came from that therapy session were the screams that she produced. Her dying breaths really made a terrific closer to the last song on my debut album! Hahahahaaaa! Ah...good times…(pause) Where was I?