Dead by Daylight Parody Podcast - "The Auric Cell"
Steele Bird AKA The Goody Ghoul for Caleb Quinn (the Deathslinger)
Caleb Quinn is a master inventor who's now a strong arms dealer and libertarian. He's passionate about fighting against the system that oppressed him back in the 1800's, since it's still mostly in place in 2021.
Voice wise, the man's from the wild west (Arizona, I think) so a general southern accent works fine. I'm also looking for intelligence and quit wit; just because he has this accent doesn't mean he should be perceived as dumb.
I’m an arms broker. Any weapon you need, I got. Including, but not limited to: Ammunition, Arrows, Assault Rifles, Atomic Bombs, Autocannons, Automatic Rifles, Axes, Ballista, Ballistic Missile, Bat, Baton, Battle Axe, Bayonet, Bazooka, Billy Club, Biological Warfare--
When we had to do trials this motherfucker kept people in cages. And now that we’re back in the real world he’s doing the same shit. He can call himself a “warden.” Hell, he can call himself “justice.” But he’s just a cop. Point blank period. You think since I’m pro guns I'm pro police too?? That’s a dangerous assumption to make, Philly. Back where I’m from you’d get SHOT for that kind of disrespect.
I don't got no clue who you is but my double barrel don't discriminate. I ain’t afraid of nothin’. Im just tryna get as much done in the borrowed time I have left. There’s so much fuckin WRONG in the world, ya hear? So much wrong...Maybe I can fix it, ya know? If I can build a gun...I can build a better life, too. Not just fer me but….ya know...fer everyone. Well...everyone who DESERVES it. Fuck the greedy pigs. Fuck the fuckin establishment. If I could kick every rich motherfucker’s face in I wouldn’t even change outta ma good boots to do it.
The timing on these lines is near perfect. Those list being rattled off had me grinning.
Thanks! I tried to give him that "southern grit" growl in his tone. I actually have an uncle who talks STRIKINGLY similar to this, it was a good reference to fall on for this!