Dead by Daylight Parody Podcast - "The Auric Cell"
Elmer Louise for Lisa Sherwood (the Hag)
Lisa Sherwood was a pretty average person until the entity gave her an insatiable hunger for human flesh. She has the duality of wanting to be a kind person while also wanting to eat people. It's pretty tuff not gonna lie.
I wanted her to have a SLIGHT southern accent, but it's optional. Also, being a black woman is a core part of this character's...well...character....so I'd prefer to cast the role to a black female voice actress. However, if you are NOT that, and still feel comfortable portraying this role, feel free to audition. I am looking for talent first and foremost, and race will not be a determining factor.
Yeah! We opened up a little restaurant, actually. "Grandma's Cookbook." We serve the best vegan meat in Louisiana. Bubba's "barbeque and chili" is SO good. Oh, and the survivor pudding? It's to DIE for. Yall wanna try some? (pause, then nervous laughter) HAhah....N-No....It's....VEGAN...not "human." Why would you think we were....(pause)...y-you can be vegan and still eat meat, Evan. Meat can be...very...vegan... (another pause) LOOK DO YALL WANNA TRY SOME OR NOT?
Hold on, hold on, hold on. IF we were to cook and eat people, WHICH WE DO NOT, we would only cook and eat BAD people. Criminals. Theives. Transphobes like the ones that shamed Bubba's new gender identity. THOSE people end up in the chili. Soooo...we're still good people! Hahaha...Er. I mean. We would be. IF...w-we killed. WHICH WE DO NOT.
Do NOT call me that. It's bad luck. Look, Evan. I'm not a WITCH, i'm not a CANNIBAL, and I am certainly NOT a HAG. Sigh. My name is Lisa Sherwood and i'm...i'm an honest, hard working person. I'm...I am a good. Person. Okay? ...sigh.
Hi! Great job! You should also audition for Julie and the Pig. Thanks!
Thanks I will!