Dead by Daylight Parody Podcast - "The Auric Cell"
Don LaFollette for Evan Macmillan (the Trapper)
Evan Macmillan was the wealthy son of a sociopathic capitalist. Now, without his dad or the entity around, he's struggling against his violent and homicidal urges. His personality starts off arrogant, selfish, and skeptical. But, as the podcast continues, he softens up and realizes he is, in fact, a gay himbo. Voice wise I'm looking for a standard American accent (he's from Seattle), belonging to someone from the ages of 25 to 35. I'm also looking for RANGE. He's the main character and goes through a pretty massive character arc, so in these miscellaneous lines I wanna see that you can portray a wide range of emotions and find nuanced distinctions in similar emotions.
Oh also he has a metric fuckload of lines, so be prepared for that.
(in the style of Otzdarva) Hello friends. This is Evan.
And welcome to...the Auric Cell.
LINE 1: Dead by Daylight? Eh, I tried playing it but there was a shit ton of bugs.
LINE 2: (smirking) You heard ‘em, audience. Drop a like if you’re ugly.
LINE 3: (startled) AH! GHOSTFACE! What the FUCK, man!?! STOP FUCKING DOING THAT!
LINE 4: Oh fuck sorry….goddamn it I did it again. Shit. SHIT. WAIT FUCK. FUCKING DAMN IT DUDE WHY CANT I STOP FUCKING CUSSING?!?!
LINE 5: Lisa please tell me I don't have to explain to you why EATING PEOPLE IS WRONG.
LINE 6: “Ah, just call me Pyramid. "Mr. Head" was my father.” (a little too loud) HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Hahaha….ha…(pause)...no one….no one found that…(small) funny--OKAY, moving on!
LINE 7: Ugh fuck politics man I just wanna grill.
LINE 8: Uhhhh...who’s Jake Paul? ...Is he a survivor?
LINE 9: (slightly horny) No...I-I’m not...No, look. He’s...hot. Like, objectively. Like, it doesn't make me gay to say he’s hot, okay? It would be gay if I said like…”Oh this guys hot so I want to FUCK HIM INTO NEXT TUESDAY.” ...THAT ...would be gay….I am not...gay...like...o-objectively. (pause) SHUT THE FUCK UP DANNY.
LINE 10: (sincere) Sigh. I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t mean to hurt you. You’re my best friend, man. I love you.
I know very little of the game itself, but am willing to be directed and research as needed to help fulfill the role. Please let me know if you need anymore retakes of this audition. Thank you!
Hey! Good read! You should also audition for Clown, Doctor, and Ghostface if you haven't already. Thanks!
Will do! Thanks!