Dead by Daylight Parody Podcast - "The Auric Cell"
Kathaar for Max Thompson (the Hillbilly)
Max Thompson is a survivor of an incredibly abusive household. He was born horribly disfigured. Despite being treated like a monster, he wants to be a hero and help people. When delivering his lines, keep in mind that just because he has a southern accent it doesn't mean he's going to be portrayed as dumb. He's actually a pretty bright inventor, even if his social skills are pretty stunted.
Uhhh...can yall hear me? I'm not real good at this whole internet thang...uhhh...Okay.
Hey yall. I'm the hill--...er...Max...Thompson...Huh. I aint used THAT name in a while...
It's surprisin'ly effective to skewer 'em through the head. It don't even take all that much brutal strength. I mean, there's quiiiite a bit of clean up with the sloppy butcherin'. Blood and the guts and the brain chunks everywhere...but, hey, that's what snacktime's for! Hahah! Yall ever had chitlins?
Well...uh...them kids here...they uh...they REALLY need some help. Turns out I may not be as good at the whole "takin-care-of-recently-orphaned-kids" thing as I had imagined...so uh...we uhhh...we may run out of food and water soon. Can yall uh...maybe...DONATE...some money to the old coldwind farm?
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Hey! If you haven't already you should consider auditioning for Trapper or Ghostface. I kind of want to see what you do. Thanks! - Solomon
I had considered it but decided against it originally, but yeah I'll give them both a shot as soon as I can!