Sparklecare: The Comic Dub (relist)
Project Overview
~Remake because the original went through some issues~
"In the center of the city lies a place widely renowned as the Sparklecare hospital and medical center, despised by doctors everywhere because of its glamorously clean reputation. Not one bad thing has ever come out of there- in fact, nobody has ever come out of there at all. The unfortunately named cat known as Barry Ill, desperate for treatment he can trust, goes in blindly. Soon, he discovers the horrible truth of what lurks within the hospital's walls. A story of the violently absurd, reeking with complete and utter HOPELESSNESS and DESPAIR."
- The first volume's intro
We're going to start with the first volume, and see how far we can get.
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"A former physics student that had admitted himself to the Sparklecare hospital after his previous doctor neglected to help him with his needs. Barry struggles with a poor immune system, and that makes him prone to getting sick really easily. He also deals with paranoia over others trying to get him sick, and has an obsession with science to try and ground himself in reality."
In my opinion, the voice should sound like nasally or like Barney for Dead End: Paranormal Park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEIQbtWYqk4
- male adult
Aha, the amazing Barry IlLL has succeeded once more, as always! My superior intellect has shone through these curtains, and now these simpletons can gaze upon my everlasting glory!
...I'm very quickly realizing your maturity levels.
Why do you people swear so much?!
"As the lackey to the mischievious escape artist Caroline Coughs, Uni gets into a lot of trouble with the doctors. He's very messy and disorganized and pretty depressed, but he still tries hard to be kind and make his friends laugh despite the awful situation they're all in. He cares a lot about others and wants to be there for everyone as much as he can, but has trouble looking out for and taking care of himself a lot of the time. Caroline is his best friend, platonic soulmate, and biggest hero and they support each other endlessly."
Gamer speak preferred, uses "bro" and "swag" a lot. May contain some crude dialogue.
Uni's voice reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loOyAfpdqnE
Well bro, fiction is rarely what actually happens, it's what we think and wish would happen, not what happens in reality.
Hey bro. It seems like you're not having a swaggy time right now, which is really epic fail bro. Sometimes the console crashes and you lose all your progress and it's the least boss thing ever bro. It's a real arrow to the knee bro. Sometimes we feel like forever alone guy and everything is unswaggy and bossless. But we keep going. Because as true gamers say, a game over is really just a chance to game under.
For you, your bro-ness.
"The notorious escape artist patient, a master in cryptography and stealing things that aren't hers. Caroline lurks around the hospital deceiving staff and plotting escapes from this prison- sure, none of her attempts to escape have worked, but she keeps trying! Caroline is known for their bad habits and their many... partners."
Similar juvenile humor as Uni, often rude in other ways as well.
Caroline's voice reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmbdLFV6vNs
Dude, quit being such a bossy sourpuss. It's not that big of a deal.
HEY VIRGIN, WHAT GIVES?!
Hey dudes, let's take a chill pill, shall we?
"The overly responsible and careful Hemera Philly will do anything she can to make sure the other patients stay out of trouble. Her avoidance of danger often makes the other patients see her as a bit of a killjoy, but she's only trying to prevent any killing at all. Hemera's overprotectiveness also leads to bossing people around. Sometimes she's willing to go to dangerous lengths in the pursuit of protecting her friends, but maybe her methods aren't the best..."
BOO! You suck! If you're gonna be unrealistic at least keep up the illusion!
I'm not being “bossy”-- I'm trying to stop you two from getting us all killed! You know what they do when patients break rules! YOUR life is a BIG DEAL! OUR lives are BIG DEALS!!!
Oh, these are hybrids! I graft plants and create zombified ones made of many different pieces. It's quite fun and has interesting results.
"With no need to heed from danger due to their incredible luck, Jay always is eager to help the others plot ways to escape, taking action that Hemera doesn't want them taking-- but Jay helps the others get closer and closer to success more than everyone else does. They have big ideas and a strong will to get things done, and their luck can be a help for that, at least when it's working on others..."
Hey gals, can we relax a bit? Remember, Cuddles said to stay away only until he's situated. We can visit him once everything settles down.
Hey Barry, we need a good set of eyes, you wanna help us get our stuff back?
"The friendly and excitable twin of Nurse Doom. She loves hugs, bugs, and making friends! Even though the hospital is a very scary place, she does her best to be a positive energy on the environment, even if she can't really stop her boss. She cares a whole big lot about Doom, and is always trying her best to support him, especially when he's having a hard time with his job or emotional issues. She's dating Rem, the security guard, and is really close with her and loves going into work to see her everyday."
Peppy, cheerful voice preferred, especially wanted if you can switch on a dime. Pinkie Pie-esque.
No need to be confused, little friend! Let's get you checked in!
Hello there little pal! Goodest of good mornings! Did you have a nice nap?
Everyone matters brobro! Not just the innocent groups of people our boss wants to harm.
"The brooding and grumpy twin of Nurse Mood. Doom hates pretty much everything and everyone, and is very unhappy with himself and his life. He especially hates his job and his boss, and would much rather be spending his time doing other things... but life doesn't really go his way. Essentially nobody in the hospital actually likes him (except Mood and Uni) and the feeling is often mutual. He spends most of his free time away from this horrible job by himself, trying to cope with his misery from the situation he's in."
Grumpy, gruff voice ideal. Speaks in all caps, do what that means to you.
Doom's voice reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekJaOFvpgS8
I HATE THIS FUCKING JOB. I'M UNDERPAID, HAVE TERRIBLE HOURS, AND MY BOSS IS A CAPITALIST SHITHEAD. I COULD BE OUT GOING ON DATES WITH HOT GIRLS! BUT INSTEAD I HAVE TO DISSECT INNOCENT CIVILIANS.
PURPLE ONE, YOU LIVE IN SUCH FILTH.
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE, WHY CAN’T YOU BE LIKE THAT TO THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY MATTER?
"Rem is the top security guard (in fact, the only security guard) to the hospital. She confiscates patients' belongings when they arrive to make sure they don't have anything like weapons or things that could be used to help escape. She doesn't really like what the hospital does but she needs the money to support her daughter, Kid. She also loves her girlfriend, Nurse Mood, very very much- and the two of them are nearly inseparable off work. Rem uses her attractive appearance to manipulate and control Cuddles to the best of her ability."
Rogue the bat vibes.
Oh, yeah, he told me. I didn't know that he would be here today. where are they at?
Damn. You're broke.
I dunno doc, you seem very eager to put that in my paycheck. I have better things to do, like being a responsible mother to my daughter and not sucking up to a sleazebag like you.
"Funfetti is the peppy and very enthusiastic cardiologist who runs almost entirely on caffeine and sweets. She used to be a medical student before working at Sparklecare, and decided to take the job in hopes of gaining an actual career- but had no idea what this place had in store for her. They aren't really fond of this place, and doesn't like what they do here, but sugar helps them forget what's happening around them."
Funfetti's voice reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YTTZ72_WJg
Hey, just where do you think you're going? What are you doing out of your room?
And then you let it go for 3 minutes! It's a revolutionary invention!
[Angry and yelling from a car] You can send comments and complaints to our contact email. Move!
"Puppy is a silly and sweet doctor who doesn't fully understand what she's doing. Lo doesn't know the stuff the hospital does is bad, and this leads to a lot of confused sadness when the patients do not like her. Puppy likes stuffed animals and cutesy things, and playing with ferries. It's a stark contrast from what lo does. She also really values Cuddles' attention and praise, completely oblivious to how bad he is, and when he scolds lov it really messes her up."
Puppy's voice references https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08LAE72Ezc and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScYI-8fXW7Q
Does it really cook all the way?
Who's Sal Monella?
"The sadistic, cruel, and money-loving head doctor and owner of the hospital. He's mean, selfish, ignorant, and enjoys watching others be miserable. He leeches health insurance off of the unsuspecting families of his tortured patients. He has not one loving or caring bone in his body- empathy and anthry decency for nothing and nobody.. It's best to stay out of his way, because you won't like what he does when he's mad."
Cuddles' voice references https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0utkY2-FC0s and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI9GyhX7yHM
HEY LITTLE SHITS! GET THE FUCK OUT HERE! I gotta talk to you!
You will NOT be doing ANYTHING of the sort. You two will LEAVE HIM ALONE until he's situated, or there will be DIRE consequences.
I'LL SKIN YOU AND TURN YOU INTO LUXURY FURNITURE AND SELL YOU ON THE INTERNET!!!
For any other staff or civilians
*Say something you think would fit*