Sparklecare: The Comic Dub (relist)
PhantomVA for Uni Cornelius
"As the lackey to the mischievious escape artist Caroline Coughs, Uni gets into a lot of trouble with the doctors. He's very messy and disorganized and pretty depressed, but he still tries hard to be kind and make his friends laugh despite the awful situation they're all in. He cares a lot about others and wants to be there for everyone as much as he can, but has trouble looking out for and taking care of himself a lot of the time. Caroline is his best friend, platonic soulmate, and biggest hero and they support each other endlessly."
Gamer speak preferred, uses "bro" and "swag" a lot. May contain some crude dialogue.
Uni's voice reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loOyAfpdqnE
Well bro, fiction is rarely what actually happens, it's what we think and wish would happen, not what happens in reality.
Hey bro. It seems like you're not having a swaggy time right now, which is really epic fail bro. Sometimes the console crashes and you lose all your progress and it's the least boss thing ever bro. It's a real arrow to the knee bro. Sometimes we feel like forever alone guy and everything is unswaggy and bossless. But we keep going. Because as true gamers say, a game over is really just a chance to game under.
For you, your bro-ness.
