MARVEL x DC: The Interview
Project Overview
Do you remember the scene of the movie “The Incredibles” where they interviewed the supers? This project is somewhat similar to this, only with superheroes and supervillains from the MAVEL and DC universe, from Superman to the Moon Knight, anything goes, think of this as like a long skit, OH OH OH and one more thing, make sure you’re audition sounds like it’s coming from a radio, this skit takes place in the 80’s - 90’s.
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I’m pretty sure everyone knows how Superman sounds like, if not….then make your own spin on the character
How do I-? Put this thing on?…I *chuckles* can break through walls and I can’t put on a simple…
Every superhero has a secret identity, I can’t recall any superhero who doesn’t have one, who wants to have all the pressure of being a superhero all the time?
We’ll you’re speaking to Marc now…*English accent* oop, now it’s Steven … Marc again…. *English accent* just kidding, *burst out laughing* it’s been Steven this whole time *wheeze* OOooh your should have seen the look on your face
Lies, filthy lies, I did not kill three henchmen…it was FOUR henchmen
Either these three, something like Nolan North’s Deadpool voice, Ryan Reynolds-like voice, or raspy, gravely and jokey voice
FUCK YEAH, and just so you know I fucking won that fight…the fuck did he say?…I bet he didn’t tell you this, as soon he turned around, I grabbed his ballsack, right there, BOOM
Say, is that “Harley” here?
(Gets asked why)
…no reason, I just wanna look my best
You know, I never liked that…“Black Cat”…but she does have a better outfit…and the name…I still don’t like her
Oh she does? Hm…maybe I did raise her well enough
Low baritone rasp, commanding and intimidating
I only work in black, and sometimes, very very dark grey
When that light hits the sky, it’s not just a call…it’s a warning…to them
I am vengeance, I am the knight, I am Batman
She has a Brooklyn accent, but if you wanna add more to her, an optional high-pitched/ sing song-y kind of voice would do
I’m rubber and you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and makes a six-inch-diameter wound in you
*sigh* Of all the supervillains I had to work with, I’m stuck with one who has his HEAD up his ass
Crossed a black cat…seven years of bad luck for you
Me? I’ve never had a thing with superheroes…but, yet again…that “Spider-Man” fella everyone’s been talking about…he seems dreamy
Oh what kind of trouble would I get into? After all, I still have my nine lives
Honest, up-front, loyal, extremely noble and dependable
Well, my name is Steve Rogers but most famously known as captain America, wether you’re a student or a soldier there’s one thing that will always give you and edge… a hot lunch… *bust out laughing*
You’re not going outside miss, not without those clothes on you’re not
Low, raspy and intimidating, oh and make sure to sound like you’re speaking out of his helmet
I remember this fight because I won…you can tell Wade Wilson’s dog ass that I’ll be ready for a rematch any day
He should be saying that he’s not me, because I was in this world like…waaay before he did
Really? You’ve never heard of me?…c’mon, it’s me, ant man…legendary superhero?…doesn’t ring a bell?…
Oh, I see…you’re Batman fans, *scofs* you don’t know ant man, *chuckle* nobody knows ant man
She has a thick Israeli accent, and a commanding voice, if not? Then what Janet Varney’s Wonder Woman would sound like
Reference - https://youtu.be/ob5iW2wndmM
of course I have a normal life, I mean- c’mon, you’d expect me to go to the supermarket looking like this?
Setting down? *scoffs* are you kidding me? I’m up there with the big dogs, girls c’mon, leave the saving to the men? I don’t think so
It’s obvious, a Robert Downey Jr kind of voice, if not, a bragy and jerk-ish kind of voice, make sure you’re speaking out of his helmet
Can we wrap this up quick, I have a wedding recital to attend and I don’t want pepper to panic about where I was
Doth mother know you wearerth her drapes?
hold on, I’m gonna barf
Who? Them?…*Scoffs* they’d be lucky enough to tickle me before they even start to harm me
I fight for justice, and freedom…no that’s not it
I mean, not to brag or anything, but in MY personal opinion, I think I’m better than the original, again…not bragging
*sarcastic tone* oooh no, I couldn’t possibly be out there all on my own, they wouldn’t handle aaaalll of, THIS
I seriously don’t know Batman does it, you know, keeping himself awake for the WHOLE night, I can’t even keep myself awake for a whole day
Man you’re pathetic, you’ve been complaining throughout this whole trip ever since we caught you, which was very easy by the way
So, let’s talk about your boss, he freaks you out right? I mean, look at him, why would somebody do that?
*laughing* are you serious? OOOooh my god, that’s unbelieva- *burst out laughing* IM GONNA- *laughing* IM GONNA PEEEE *continues laughing*
Man without fear and protection those who can’t protect themselves
Yeah so what? If a meteor come crashing down to earth I’d like to see him stop it, what is he gonna do? Throw a batarang at it?
Well hold on there, I think there’s other qualifications on leading a superhero team…like…SUPERpowers
It’s insane that there’s a whole new bunch of superheroes out there that I’ve never heard of, none as good looking as me I’ll tell you that
Listen, if I’m cold, and if I say “flame on” I’m still cold, I wish I was making that up, but I’m not, it’s not how my powers work apparently
Relaxed but very protective, loyal and clumsy with a big heart
No matter how many time I save the city, it always manages to get back in jeopardy, you know sometimes I just want it to STAY SAFE you know *chuckles* you kno- hey I feel like the maid, I just cleaned up this place *starts to laugh* can we keep it clean? For TEN minutes?!
Uuuuh, can we wrap this up quick? I gotta go to a date…with my aunt
Cheerful, sweet, naive and considerably insecure
Ooooooh, what is that?…mi-cro-phone, it looks pretty
(She taps the microphone)
And what is that?…Tri-pod? And little people are behind it? Ooooh
(She waves at the camera)
Helooo there little people!
Is the fighting necessary? I do not believe in violence, especially when it comes to do the harming to my friends
My apologies to disappoint you, but I am stronger than you think
Fun and confident who’s never afraid to speak out of her mind
At least the other superhero names make sense, there’s names like “iron man” “wolverine” hell, even “nightwing” mine is just…”julibee” I blow up stuff
I see you have a poster that says “mutants rights” I like that, I respect that, you guys are alright
*mumbling to “the way you make me feel”*
(She realizes that she’s being recorded)
Hmm?…oh, we’re recording now?
(She takes off her headphones as it’s still playing the song)
I am so sorry, that is so rude of me
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