HOMESTUCK Reading And Voicing :D
Project Overview
We will be finding voices to help us hopefully read the entirety of homestuck! FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE WORLD. We are going to first look for Beta kids and trolls and will do more auditions for voices as time goes on! We could also do skype auditions as well if you prefer that. If we particularly fancy your voice we will probably contact you through skype anyways. The skype account is nutburger2
When you are logged in, you can comment, add submissions, create projects, upvote, search open roles, and way more. Login here.
Slightly nerdy voice but not too much so.
hey, nanna? since i am trying to get up to that gate, and since you can sort of conjure floating beds and throw me around and all… couldn’t you just throw me up to the gate?
I'M COMING FOR YOU, DAVE SPRITE! DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU MAGICAL SON OF A BITCH? I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! THAT STUNT WASN'T COOL! *YOU'RE* NOT COOL! LIKE IT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH YOU DUMPED JADE FOR NO REASON. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU! YOU AND JADE WERE OUR ROCK ON THIS SHIP! YOU HEAR ME?? OUR ROOOOOOOOCK!!!
oh man, i just had THE BEST idea, this is so perfect. a blonde mother and daughter together, this is totally perfect.it is like that scene in con air, i will give her the bunny like i am nick cage fresh out of the slammer. i wish i had a filthy wifebeater on, oh well.
Sophisticated, knows what shes talking about. (or so she thinks)
You’re wearing one of your disguises now, aren’t you? You are typing to me right now while wearing something ridiculous.
I like wizards. What I don’t like is my mother’s obsession with feigning interest in them to antagonize me.
Perhaps it’s the deplorable romantic in me, but I thought your present, and your friendship, demanded reciprocation surpassing by some degree the utterly meaningless.
Full of himself
MAGIC ISNT REAL STUPID STOP BELIEVVIN IN IT
hey ter can you go givve that four horned mustard blooded land licking sack of rubbish ovver there a message for me
tell him to put his honey wwhere his mouth is and meet me outside for another duel
god damn it its like you people go out of your wway to think a howw to disrespect me
Bubbly (heheheh) personality, trys to be optimistic.
W-E AR-E NOT B-ETT-ER T)(AN ANYBODY!!!!!
GLUB. >38(
We have left our world behind. Everyone is dead, and there's no use in worrying about it now.
It's over! It is time to play this game and focus on building something new and ------EXCITING.
So )(ang in t)(ere, -Eridan.
I'm sorry!!! 38'(
It will be t)(e best for bot)( of us. We can just sort of be...
Regular friends instead.
Fatherly, stern manly voice
THESE MEN ARE LEADING YOU ASTRAY. SITTING ON THE HAT AGAIN WILL ONLY CAUSE IT FURTHER DAMAGE.
I CANNOT CONDONE THIS ACTIVITY, GENTLEMEN.
YES, @HATLIKER. WE ARE HERE FOR YOU.
Wow thanks.
Sometimes i worry that i might look a little silly.
And feel kind of... exposed maybe?
Like im on sexy display or such and people dont see me as a person.
That is what im doing right? Giving it to my grandma when she was a kid growing up on the same island i did?
And whats with the thing she zapped on your head that flipped your cuckoo fruitcake switch! Is that what made you lose your marbles jane?
And whyd you have to plant such a spanking haymaker on the old breadbasket? That really hurt! It still hurts!!
So what do I know! Consarn it, maybe you are an alien girl from Uranus, and together we are about to play a game which determines the fate of existence. Sign me up!
You will also provide me with children so my imperial legacy will continue, and the Crocker brand will live on in infamy.
You will sire as many children as I ask for, and they will all be perfect, obedient little heirs and heiresses
I fail to see what offering up a priceless book for your wildly capricious science experiment has to do with my resolution to be less stingy with my beliefs, but alright.
Mischievous
W3V3 GOT TO K33P B31NG D3L1C4T3 W1TH T1M3
1F YOU ST4RT B3ND1NG TH3 RUL3S 4ND T4K1NG SHORTCUTS TH4TS WH3N D34D D4V3S ST4RT P1L1NG UP
D34D D4V3S 4R3 TH3 3N3MY! 4S D3L1GHTFUL 4S 1T 1S TO SM3LL TH31R SW33T C4NDY BLOOD 3V3RYWH3R3
H4H4H4 OK TH1S 1S NONS3NS3, YOU 4R3 4 JOK3R
L1K3 M3 >:]
MY N4M3 1S T3R3Z1, WH4TS YOURS
JUST L1ST3N 4ND DO WH4T 1 S4Y
YOU KNOW YOUR3 GO1NG TO 3V3NTU4LLY 4NYW4Y B3C4US3 YOUR3 4 N1C3 GUY 4ND K1ND OF 4 TOT4L W33N13 PUSHOV3R
High, slighly raspy voice. Low confidence
wELL, nOW i FEEL VERY STUPID, bUT, i DON'T THINK i WILL GIVE INTO BAD SELF ESTEEM THIS TIME ABOUT THIS, iT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY CONFIDENT ABOUT STUFF, DON'T YOU AGREE,
*i, fOR THE TIME BEING, aND, fOR THE SAKE OF THIS FANTASY SCENARIO,i PRETEND, tHAT MY CAT ALLERGIES AREN'T THAT BAD,*
tHERE IS AN ANGRY VOICE IN MY HEAD,
i DONT THINK IT'S rUFIO THIS TIME, rUFIO'S NOT THAT ANGRY,
hE'S ALSO IMAGINARY, lIKE, a FAKE MADE UP FRIEND, yOU KNOW, lIKE, tHE WAY FAIRIES ARE, }:(
(first line is dead aradia, should sound flat, bored) Other lines are alive aradia, should be upbeat
im 0k with it
im 0k with a l0t 0f things
even 0ur inevitable failure
th0ugh it will briefly masquerade as vict0ry
first
there will be two humans
they should be joining us any minute
hey maybe we can have a funeral!
kind of like
a big corpse party
the humans could probably explain it better than me
Roxy and I became god tiers, but I don't remember exactly how.
Then I saw the Batterwitch.
So I charged her with my sword, so as to ruin her shit.
That's when some crazy wolf girl appeared and punched me in the face.
Then I think she teleported me out here.
Oh, right.
That game.
And here I thought you were going to ask me to draw you more weird porn for some reason.
Like for example, if you told someone a hundred years ago you could build a computer they'd probably be like whoa shit, look at this fuckin' genius.
Well actually first of all they'd say, what's a computer, I only know what horses and diseases are and shit like that.
But once you actually tell them what computers are: Jesus dick! You're a wizard.
Merry nanna, wants the best for John
That is completely unacceptable.
I will prepare you a healthy home cooked meal while you relax in your ghost bed and rescue your paradox sister.
Your father has done such a wonderful job raising you. I am so proud of you both.
Above The Medium, beyond The Seven Gates, residing at the core of The Incipisphere is a place known as Skaia.
Bossy, shouty, usually angry
HONESTLY THE LAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN A BLUR TO ME, JUST NON STOP YELLING AT MYSELF, HAGGLING WITH PAST AND FUTURE KNUCKLEHEADS, KILLING MONSTERS AND SOLVING PUZZLES, CYCLING THROUGH ALL THE GATES AND PLANETS LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES, ZIGZAGGING DOWN TO THE BATTLEFIELD, OUT TO THE VEIL, OVER TO PROSPIT, BACK TO DERSE, AND ON AND ON AND ON LIKE THAT UNTIL WE THOUGHT WE WON. BUT WE DIDN'T WIN. WE LOST. WE LOST AS HARD AS FAT GUYS FALL.
*AHEM* EGBERT, WHAT THE FUCK. WERE YOU EAVESDROPPING?! THIS IS A FUCKING PRIVATE CONVERSATION. STOP BEING RUDE GARBAGE. OH!!! OK THEN! HERE, HAVE AN EXCESSIVELY *QUIET* (shut the fuck up)
NO, THIS IS NOT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHAT BULLSHIT IS. A LEADER SHOULDN'T BE AT THE MERCY OF THE HIVE RENOVATION WHIMSY OF A PSYCHOTIC BLIND GIRL.
Super cool voice gotta be real cool... third line should be rapped, so rapping ability would be sweet
i need a sense of scale here
is it like the size of our sun
or bigger
or is it only as big as like
planet fucking jupiter
hey
dont tell john this but i think he might have been right about the puppets
theyre sort of starting to freak me out a little
when the film crew zooms where the presidents at
im like if that dudes black ill eat my hat
turns out he is, so we're all "damn, director's got gumption"
like we'll all flip our shit he aint shining shoes or somethin
its called freemancipation. if its not pres-election its god-ascension
in bruce almighty. whoops, different bruce from the one i just mentioned
RIDICULOUS FOLLY. INEXCUSABLE.
BOY I SAID MAKE HASTE ON THE NARROW CATWALK!
BOY, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND.
Third like is sober, caps should be more threatining, lowercase more like a whisper, in the first two he should sound more carefree if a bit abscentminded and high
ThIs Is GoInG tO bE fUcKiN iNsAnE.
bUt CaN wE pLaY a LiTtLe LaTeR?
I'm OuTsIdE kEePiNg An EyE oUt HeRe FoR tHe OlD gOaT.
yOu KnOw HoW iT iS wItH fAmIlY.
yEaH.
I mEaN, yOu GoT tO sHoW sOmE fAiTh In YoUr FrIeNdS, cAuSe ThEy'Re AlL tHe OnEs WhO'rE bEiNg To LoOk OuT fOr YoU.
sO fUcK iF yOu SaY i'M nOt DoInG tHe ShIt RiGhT, tHeN wHaT tHe MoThErFuCk Do I kNoW!
BEEN MOTHERFUCKIN SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED IGNORANCE, BRO.
all up in lifelong denial about my calling.
AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH MOTHERFUCKIN SUBJUGGLATORS.
we are higher than you, brother.
WE ARE HIGHER THAN MOTHERFUCKIN EVERYBODY.
honk.
Fairly serious way of speaking, adds emphasis on each word
This Is What Classifies It As A Paradox Clone Any Duplicate Which Genetically Deviates From The Original Is Not It Is Simply A Mutant And For Breeding Purposes Mutation Is Desirable Within Reason
This Noble Magician Of Pure Light Will Serve As The Counterpoint To Your Arcane Debauchery
He Will Hunt You Down And Goodness And Hope Will Prevail
It Is Pretty Disheartening But You Are Absolutely Sure They Are All Failures And That They Have No Chance Of SucceedingIm Not Sure Which Depresses Me More
The Sabotage Of Our Session Or The Futility Of Theirs
Thinks highly of herself, usually confident if a bit meanspirited
Man, you like to give me such a hard time a8out all that. I can't catch a 8reak! Can't you see I'm trying to put all that 8ehind me and make amends with every8ody? No, of course you can't see that. What am I saying!
I just don't have time for anything like that in my life right now! Red and 8lack rel8tionships are so a8sor8ing. I have a strong pale rel8tionship which is very important to me, 8ut that's a8out all I can handle. May8e l8ter on when the dust settles from this crazy adventure, I'll consider it. 8ut for now, this is all I can deal with. I just have too many irons in the fire, you know?
Tavros, have I mentioned how cute you look in that plucky little outfit?
Why if I didn't know 8etter, I'd say I was playing with Pupa Pan himself!
Isn't that what you want, Tavros? To 8e like Pupa?
Of course you do! What 8oy wouldn't want to 8e like Pupa! So dashing and 8rave.
He is everything you are not!
For one thing, he can flyyyyyyyy.
Do you want to flyyyyyyyy, Tavros?
Lots of lisp
KK dont fliip your 2hiit about thii2 but iim 2ettiing you up two play a game wiith 2ome people.
youre the wor2t programmer iive ever 2een, you dont know anythiing about computer2, why do you bother. the only thiing youre good at ii2 yelliing and makiing huge mii2take2. and beiing UGLY AND HORRIIBLE IN EVERY WAY, AND HAVIING 2TUPIID LIITTLE NUBBY HORN2.
are you me22iing wiith me?? you do realiize iim p2ychiic two. ii could pull 2o much triippy 2hiit out of my 2piinal creviice, iit would make your head 2piin liike dervii2h iin a fuckiing blender. 2o GET OFF YOUR HIIGH HOOFBEA2T.
i just wanted your advice on what to get him
something sentimental i guess? but i mean im mostly tapped out of precious heirlooms atm so idk
but not like anything coming on too strong
something that says
this is totes platonic and everything
no eyebrow raising funnybiz is goin on over here
but still says you know
call me
if you wanna
well the thing is
shes hard 2 recognize lately
she started wearing a mask for some fukin reason
maybe so as to avoid detection from snoopy boys??? ;)
(just wonked @ u fyi)
FRIGGLISH!
oh my god you cheeky bastard
Cute, Excitable
:33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill*
:33 < *ac uses one of her mouths to lick the fresh blood off her paws*
:33 < *and the other one to blow you a kiss!*
:33 < but still im kind of scared of him and i think purrhaps its best to just run it by him first so there isnt a kerfuffle about it or anything
:33 < ohhh no no no, im too shy even for that!
:33 < and he is so adorably grumpy all the time, it probably wouldnt go over well
:33 < its hard to explain, maybe cats think diffurntly, but trolls tend to be pretty cautious about expressing their f33lings when it comes to the flushed quadrant
Speaks regally, censors his own curses and is STRONG
D --> Can you detect anything within you might describe as
D --> Smoldering passion
D --> I mean
D --> Just out of curiosity
D --> This is
D --> Impropriety of a caliber I cannot even
D --> It's
D --> You are as low on the hemosprectrum as possible
D --> To consider that someone so low could be in a position of authority over me is
D --> It's just so
D --> Disgusting
D --> No it's
D --> FILTHY
D --> Yes
D --> You may role play and proceed to deepen this already irretrievable debauchery
D --> In fact I command it
D --> I command you to have free will and do as you please
D --> And continue being bothersome and unpredictably destructive
D --> I mean
D --> If you want
High voice
stop being such a damn crybaby! really, we both had the EXACT SAME EXPERIENCES. and look, i am managing to keep my head up, see?
you dont even have the full picture either, because you checked out early! you didnt have to stand by as bec gave jack his powers when you might have been able to stop that
and you didnt have to watch as jack became so strong he could appear anywhere and kill anyone you loved at any moment! you didnt have to see a dave lying in his own blood :(
oh god....prospit :( is it really gone?
what do you mean, i just brought the cute birdie back to life!!! isnt he great?
Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
What will you do?
It seems the drones have withdrawn from their pursuit, as far as you can tell. But a new threat has taken their place. Some sort of red stringy stuff coming from the sky. You have a very bad feeling about it. You think it's time to find your way home and get out of Dodge. Dodge in this case being the universe.
Flippety dippety doo bup bup shrubber double floppy mumblescurry noodlescoop pizzabubble pizzabubble mip mip mip mip mip mip.
Check it out.
THE THISTLES OF ZILLYWICH
Comments
Public Submissions
