stop being such a damn crybaby! really, we both had the EXACT SAME EXPERIENCES. and look, i am managing to keep my head up, see?

you dont even have the full picture either, because you checked out early! you didnt have to stand by as bec gave jack his powers when you might have been able to stop that

and you didnt have to watch as jack became so strong he could appear anywhere and kill anyone you loved at any moment! you didnt have to see a dave lying in his own blood :(

oh god....prospit :( is it really gone?

what do you mean, i just brought the cute birdie back to life!!! isnt he great?