Heathers: The Musical

Heathers: The Musical

Project Overview

Based on the cult classic film of the same name, Heathers is the story of Veronica Sawyer, a senior at the fictional Westerberg High. Veronica longs to be cool like the clique of it-girls that runs Westerberg: the unaffected, unattainable Heathers. Unfortunately, in addition to awesome levels of popularity, the Heathers are also cruel, choosing to mock and bully their kingdom into submission. When Veronica uses her skills as a forger to get the Heathers out of detention, she impresses their leader Heather Chandler— so much so that they agree to let her into their exclusive club. At first Veronica is thrilled—until she finds out that being one of the Heathers means bullying the same kids she used to call friends. Meanwhile, Veronica finds herself attracted to a mysterious newcomer at school named Jason Dean (JD). When an innocent drink mixup results in the accidental poisoning of Heather Chandler, JD convinces Veronica to stage Heather’s suicide. The results are so successful that Veronica and JD, exhilarated with their newfound power, resolve to rid Westerberg of the cruelly popular elite forever. 

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  • Casting & Auditions

    I have cast Veronica, JD, and the Heathers. I am still looking for more auditions for Kurt, Ram, Martha, and the ensemble. (I will cast individual characters in the ensemble when done.)
  • Castlist

    I will confirm the roles in the next few hours. Thank you all for the auditions! ~Ourloveistrash
  • JD Auditions

    Anyone can audition for JD now. Does not just have to be a guy. ~ourloveistrash
  • Auditions

    Please read and sing the lines that are written, do not just choose to sing whatever you want. Thank you! ~Ourloveistrash
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Veronica Sawyer
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: ayye

 She burns to be both cool and kind, but doesn’t know yet how to be both at the same time. Fierce sense of right and wrong, keen sense of ironic humor. Thinks she's an old soul, but she's still innocent enough to be blindsided by love/hormones (or shocked by cruelty).

  • "Yeah, full steam ahead take this dead girl walking.
    Let's break the bed, rock this dead girl walking.
    No sleep tonight for you, better chug that mountain dew.
    Get your ass in gear, make this whole town disappear.
    Slap me, pull my hair, touch me there, and there, and there.
    No more talking, love this dead girl walking.
    Love this dead girl walking.
    Love this dead girl -
    Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah!

  • "I let his anger fester and infect me.
    His solution is a lie.
    No one here deserves to die, 
    except for me and the monster I created, 
    yeah, yeah!
    Heads up, JD, I'm a dead girl walking!"

  • "September 1st, 1989.
    Dear Diary, I believe I'm a good person, you know. 
    I think there's good in everyone but here we are!
    First day of senior year and 
    I look around at these kids that I've known
    all my life and I ask myself.
    What happened?"

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jason 'JD' Dean
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Chloeamandaa

He is darkly charismatic, compelling, attractive, charming on the outside yet very damaged on the inside. Keen smarts and strong inventive comedy.

  • "Freeze your brain, shatter your skull
    Fight pain with more pain
    Forget who are, unburden your load
    Forget in six weeks, you'll be back on the road
    When the voice in your head says you're
    better off dead, don't open a vein"

  • "You were meant to be mine,
    I am all that you need
    You carved open my heart
    Can't just leave me to bleed
    Veronica! Open the - open the door, please
    Veronica, open the door!
    Veronica! Can we not fight anymore, please?
    Can we not fight anymore?"

  • "This little thing? I hardly call this a bomb.
    This is just to trigger the packs of thermals 
    upstairs in the gym. Those are bombs.
    People are gonna see the ashes of 
    Westerburg high school and think. 
    There's a school that self-destructed,
    not because society didn't care but 
    because that school was society.
    The only place that Heathers and Marthas
    can truly get along is in heaven."

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Heather Chandler
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: VyktoryaK

Richest, hottest, most magnetic, cruelest girl in town. Relishes power and wields it like a scalpel - no fear, no patience, no mercy. 

  • "Are we gonna have a problem? 
    You got a bone to pick?
    You've come so far,
    why now are you pulling on my dick?
    I'd normally slap your face off
    And everyone here could watch.
    But I'm feeling nice, 
    here's some advice. 
    Listen up, biotch!"

  • "Shut up, Heather! 
    Step into my candy store!"
    (Do any ad lib you want)

  • "Hello, slut.
    I'm like oxygen. 
    I'm everywhere.
    Really, Veronica?
    Sleeping with psycho trenchcoat kid?
    I will crucify you for this.
    Everyone in school's gonna know that
    good little Veronica Sawyer is nothing 
    but a dirty whore.

    Because I can!
    It'll be so very."

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Heather McNamara
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: laurenlsweet

Beautiful, innocent, stupid, can be mean on command if Heather Chandler orders it, but actually quite vulnerable and fearful.

  • "Course if you don't care
    Fine go braid her hair
    Maybe sesame street is on!
    Woah!
    Or forget that creep!" 

  • "The last guy I slept with killed himself
    because he was gay for his linebacker.
    My best friend seemed to have it all together 
    but now she's gone too. Now every morning 
    my stomach's hurting worse and worse.
    Every morning on the bus I feel my heart
    beating louder and louder and I think,
    Jesus, I'm on the frickin' bus again
    because all my rides to school are dead."

  • "Everyone's pushing
    Everyone's fighting
    Storms are approaching
    There's no where to hide
    If I say the wrong thing or I
    wear they wrong outfit
    They'll throw me right over the side!
    I'm hugging my knees and the captain
    is pointing
    Well, who made her captain?"

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Heather Duke
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: riley

Whipping-girl of the three Heathers. When she finally becomes Queen Bee she wields power like a bulldozer.

  • "At time's like this, negative people chose
    to focus on grief. Well, I hate those people
    because I am a very positive person.."
    "I remember the good times, like when
    Heather and I got our ears pierced at the mall."
    "I can still hear those late night talks on the phone."

  • "Step into my candy st- Sorry Heather!
    Step into my candy store! Time for you to proveOooh woah! Woah oh oh! You’re not a lame ass anymore
    Then step into my candy store"

  • "Awe look, heather's going to,Whine, whine, whine all night!You don't deserve to live!Why not kill yourself!Here have a sedative.Whine, whine, whine!Like there's no Santa ClauseYou're pathetic because you whine!You whine all night!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kurt Kelly
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Unpaid

 Quarterback and Captain. Big, chiseled, rude, entitled, cocky. Mean, thinks he’s the brains in the friendship with Ram. 

  • "Who's that guy in the jacket
    think he is, anyways?
    Bo Diddley?"
    "Hey sweetheart, what did your
    boyfriend say when you told
    him you were moving to
    Sherwood, Ohio?"

  • "You hurt them badly.
    They're hanging sadly.
    Don't run from me, 
    they're all beat up
    like a tackling dummy!"

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ram Sweeney
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Unpaid

Linebacker. Big, insensitive to the feelings of others, ruled by appetites.

  • "Veronica is into his act, no doubt."
    "Hell yeah, punch it in!"
    "My buddy Kurt here just asked you a question."
    "Who cares? The parents are gone and I got my
    party slippers on!"

  • "Dad says act your age,
    You heard the man, 
    It's time to rage!"
    "Drink, smoke,
    It's all cool!
    Let's get naked in my pool!"

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Martha Dunstock
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Ryliesawyer24601

 Nicknamed “Martha Dumptruck,” the opposite of hot, confident, or popular. Huge and beautiful soul, optimistic even in the face of rejection.

  • "It's exciting, right? 
    Excuse me, I have to say hi to Ram!
    I brought sparkling cider!"
    "Hi, Ram. I wasn't going to come
    but since you took the trouble 
    to write that sweet note."

  • "There was a boy I met in kindergartenHe was sweet, he said that I was smartHe was good at sports and people liked himAnd at nap time once we shared a matI didn't sleep I sat and watched him breathingWatched him dream for nearly half an hourOoh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oohThen he woke up"

  • "And we'll soar above the treesOver cars and croquet lawnsPast the church and the lakeAnd the try-county mallWe will fly through the dawnTo a new kindergartenWhere nap time is centuries long"

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ensemble
open
Unpaid

  • pick any few ensemble lines you want!

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