"Are we gonna have a problem? 
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far,
why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch.
But I'm feeling nice, 
here's some advice. 
Listen up, biotch!"

"Shut up, Heather! 
Step into my candy store!"
(Do any ad lib you want)

"Hello, slut.
I'm like oxygen. 
I'm everywhere.
Really, Veronica?
Sleeping with psycho trenchcoat kid?
I will crucify you for this.
Everyone in school's gonna know that
good little Veronica Sawyer is nothing 
but a dirty whore.

Because I can!
It'll be so very."