Friendship Leaders and the Crackheads

No thanks. We're fine standing on our hooves...

Yes! Explain this tomfoolery! Why did you send us on a wild goose chase so you can destroy EVERYTHING we love! (Gasp) And why did you trap the Splatoon Idol Girls in that... THING???

We have to defend this world, not matter what! Whatever happened to the Sailor Guardians, we don't care! They never followed our advice! So come on... Let's keep standing strong!!

Who cares what happened to Sailor Moon?? Don't you wanna just hug and forgive eachother? Don't you remember what Sailor Moon did to make you hate eachother?!

All of that doesn't matter anymore... In fact, you, on the other hand, are nothing but a madwoman!

We shall not rest until that madman and madwoman are vanquished! CEASE THEM!!

I'm calling from Ponyville to let you know that piracy is a serious crime. Don't you know that pirating video games can get you arrested?

At least everypony believes in their energy! And that's what makes them stronger! They're not just male and female damsels in distress waiting for you to face insanity, and they're gonna prove it!

I have one thing to say. So you're, um, going to listen. And listen well... Curse... YOU!! Hiiiiya!

That's right, Fluttershy! I guess you can say, ponies are... Damsels OF Distress! (Laughs) Get it?

Insert Rainbow Jewels! Golden door, open sesame!

The world needs heroes, guys! We! Are! Those! Heroes!

Now keep that knife shut in you box cause I told you otherwise, testa de CAZZO??

Everypony knows the Cosmic Cotton Candy Comet has returned, but it only returns at midnight, which it did? So don't you worry, it's not bulletproof evidence, it's real!

I SAID UP, WOMAN! HOP TO!

You wanna see what happens when you mess with a pegasus, buddy?? Huh?? HUH???

LEAVE THEM ALONE, SONS OF NUTCRACKERS!!!

Hey. I have an idea! We go undercover then we'll split up and find the jewels then we meet up again and get to the Golden Door and put the jewels there, and SNAP! We're set for life! Now who's with me?!

Love is in the air and in everybody's hearts! I'm Callie!

Ugh! No! I've seen enough! That is so not happening! I've seen some scary stuff but this is way off the charms!

Insert Heart Charm! Love Staff! Give me your power! Love... Shimmering... Heartache!

The snowy breezes freely in the beautiful icy wind! I'm Shiver!

(Gasps in offense) Well, I never!

Insert Snowflake Charm! Ice Staff! I command you, to lend me your power! Icy... Cold... Tornado!

The watery waves of hope clash in the sea of happiness! I'm Marina!

Never fear, for I am here! Now come on! Let's get you to safety!

Insert Droplet Charm! Water Staff! Lend me your strength! Lend your power to me! Watery... Clear... Circle!

Nature's beauty is as brilliant as all living things!, I'm Marie!

HOW SHOULD I EXACT MY JUSTICE UPON THAT WITCH???

Insert Leaf Charm! Oh Nature Staff! Lend me your power and give me strength! Nature... Windy... Breeze!

The thunderous power of lightning flashes with determination! I'm Pearl!

What exactly do you mean by hurting her?? (Pauses) Huh? (Gasps in shock) No! Oh no no no no no no no no no NO! NO DON'T YOU DARE! DON'T YOU FLIPPING DARE!! WE COULD BE ATTACKED AND KILLED AT ANYTIME!!!

Insert Lightning Bolt Charm! Electricity Staff! I beg of you to give me your power! Electric... Lightning... Cyclone!

The beauty and warmth of sunshine brights up everyone's day! I'm Frye!

Oh good grief... Don't underestimate me just because I'm in Inkling...

Insert Sun Charm! Light Staff! Give me your magic power! Sunlight... Golden... Surround!

Sailor Moon has become a yandere! If we don't get rid of her, I'm afraid she will throw everyone into... THE VOID.

They say ponies are the best creatures gold can never buy.

Can you ponies handle this? Equestria can really use heroes right about now! Please, Mane 6! You're Equestria's only hope! PLEASE!!

Mercury... Mars... Jupiter... Venus... Chibi Moon... Uranus... Neptune... Pluto... Saturn... Tuxedo Mask... I'm sorry... (Sniff) (Sob) I killed you all... I killed you all...!! (Crying) (Crying then yandere laugh) Yes...!! YOU ALL DESERVE IT!! YOU NEVER LOVED ME!!! (Crazy yandere laugh)

Awwww...~ You're so cute when you're scared...~ (Yandere laugh)

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! (Coughs) Why...?! (Coughs) Why... Did you... (Coughs) You're nothing but... Idiots... (Coughs, then cries in pain) I'll... Never... Forgive you... For... What you did... All of you... (Coughs, then dies)