I'm calling from Ponyville to let you know that piracy is a serious crime. Don't you know that pirating video games can get you arrested?

At least everypony believes in their energy! And that's what makes them stronger! They're not just male and female damsels in distress waiting for you to face insanity, and they're gonna prove it!

I have one thing to say. So you're, um, going to listen. And listen well... Curse... YOU!! Hiiiiya!