FOX/GRAPES

FOX/GRAPES

Project Overview

SPIKED EGGS : Deliciously twisted, darkly comic tales with a foot in both the present and the reimagined past

This is audio theater. Season one will consist of 10 stand-alone episodes. We celebrate richly-layered sound design. We celebrate quirky characters, and the situations they get themselves into. We celebrate the work of the actors who join us to create these characters and their worlds. 

 EPISODE 6   GRAPES is a loose adaptation of the Fox and the Grapes fable, with a few more modern characters added in. It's a satire.

WHO WE ARE LOOKING FOR:  In addition to this audition, we will be reaching out directly to actors on the CCC site who flourish in character work. You are a special group and we're interested in you. We've scouted you out. We've listened to your submissions to other projects. You will eventually hear from us. If it doesn't work out for this season, we will keep a roster of potential actors for Season 2. If character work is your love, if you feel comfortable occasionally working in improv, please, please reach out to us.

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Disclaimer/Content Warning: This project contains the occasional mild profanity and some amount of violence now and then. Episode 6 Grapes is a "twisted fable" mashed up with modern characters. The podcast as a whole could not be considered suitable for family listening, but there is no gore or excessive bad language.

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OUR SCHEDULE:  OUR PRODUCTION SCHEDULE IS TIGHT.  The audition period will take place from the morning of February 5, 2024. through to the morning of February 9, 2024. We will strive to keep up with reviewing submissions each day, so that we will reach a firm decision on each role by February 10, 2024. All actors who are cast in roles will be contacted via the CCC messaging system and Discord by February 10, 2024. and will be given a script at that time. We must receive back your final recordings by the morning of February 19, 2024.  If you cannot meet this schedule, please do not audition for this episode. We'll be glad for you to join us at another audition later in the season.

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OUR REQUIREMENTS: 

1) Strict adherence to the deadline. Please take this seriously. If you do not respect our deadlines, you will not be cast again.

2) The audition submission: can be an MP3 or a WAV, but it must be clean. Any background sounds, echoes etc will automatically disqualify you. We're also making casting decisions based on the sound quality of your audition submission. The quality of your mic makes a difference to us. Please advise us of your equipment setup and DAW system you will be using when you audition. 

3) Final recordings:  Must be submitted as one raw WAV file.  Please don't add any compression, noise reduction or special effects to your lines. 

4) Please be available to provide re-dos/pickups: We will do everything we can to work around any issues. If we simply can't make something work, we will need your help in providing a pickup.

5) We communicate through:  Discord  and email are our preference.  Discord will be important for you to collaborate with the other cast members. 

6) You must be 18 years or older to audition

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A COUPLE OF EXTRA NOTES:  

Spiked Eggs is not an animated series. Please, no cartoon voices.

Performance clips: After Episode 6 is launched, each cast member will receive a clip of their performance for their portfolio. As we mentioned above, sound design is of primo importance to us. The clip we give you will most definitely stand out on your sample reel. 

Go For It !    Really ... When performing your audition takes, have fun ! Use your skill and imagination. We've indicated in the roles where there is room to play. We're giving you permission to come up with something ... a stutter, a lisp. If it makes sense to you, given the description of the characters we're casting, give it a shot. We want to get a sense of your creativity. Just make sure that it makes sense for the character. Make sure to edit out those takes you don't want us to hear. Give us your three best takes if you want ... or do it in one take. It's up to you.

SPIKED EGGS WEBSITE: Once the episode is launched, all of our cast will receive credits on the episode's webpage in our show notes.

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  • WE APOLOGIZE FOR NOT SENDING INDIVIDUAL MESSAGES

    Jane and I want to personally thank every candidate who auditioned for a role in this episode. We enjoyed listening to each and every submission. We truly appreciate the hard work and effort all of you put into your auditions. We had hoped to contact everyone individually to convey that message. However, we’re in the middle of production of several episodes, which, unfortunately, makes doing so impossible. We regret it.

    Again, we’re grateful to everyone who auditioned for Fox/Grapes. The audition is officially closed. We have reached out to those actors who have been cast. Thanks for understanding. Sincerely, Frank.

     

  • AUDITIONS ARE CLOSED FOR THE FOX AND DODGER

    THANKS EVERYONE !

Project Roles: THE FOX MT DODGER
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
THE FOX
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 40 USD
Role assigned to: Steve Jones Voices

Word Count = 454. Flat rate = $40 USD


A decent sort. Somewhat frustrated about having to constantly jump for, and miss, grapes on a vine, but rational about it. He's a middle-aged philosopher/professor type of a character.  Respectful; does what’s expected of him.

WITHOUT SOUNDING CARTOONISH,  WE'RE LOOKING FOR A WAY TO ADD A SUBTLE SUGGESTION TO YOUR VOICE THAT HE'S A FOX AND NOT A HUMAN.

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • male adult
  • The Fox is miffed when a teenage girl, who is watching him jump up at a grapevine (and miss), questions whether foxes eat grapes: FOX: Of course, we do. We’re omnivores. We eat everything. Animals, plants, insects, fruit, including grapes. You name it, we eat it. … And if we’re hungry enough, nosy little girls.

  • The Fox then asks what the Girl is doing in his fable: FOX: There’s no little girl. Just me, the grapes and my borderline psychotic obsession to grab them. (confidentially) I’m thirsty, and there’s a lovely little stream running just behind those bushes. … But I’m fixated on these grapes. … That Aesop [ee-saap] was a strange dude.

  • The Fox is philosophical, maybe even a bit defensive, when the Girl remarks that it would be tragic if he didn’t get the grapes. FOX: But that would mess up the moral of the story. At the very least, it’d be revisionist. Twenty-five hundred years of oral and written tradition down the drain. Besides, what would we be teaching kids? Give up and be bitter if something’s hard to get?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
MT DODGER
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 60 USD
Role assigned to: rcohare

Word Count = 700 words

** The actor chosen for the role of the politician will also do the end credits narration. Both roles combined are a total of 700 words. Pay Rate = $60 USD flat fee

THE POLITICIAN:

A politician and a blusterer seeking the vote any way he can get it. Thinks he’s slick, charming and can talk his way out of a paper bag. It’s all about him. His aide, Gerri, is more politically savvy than he, but he’ll never admit it. Voters are just a means to an end, namely, getting elected as mayor. Won’t be pinned down on any topic.

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • male adult
  • american
  • Tries to defuse a situation when his aide was caught trying to take grapes from a vine for him. DODGER: Whoa, now, fellas! We’re all friends here. No cause for violence. … It’s only a bunch of grapes. … . A simple misunderstanding. No disrespect intended.

  • He lays it on thick when soliciting the vote. DODGER: With the help of you good people, I’m going to win. … Now, don’t mind those jackals in the media. Already writing my obituary. We’re marching to victory! I’ve got plans. Big plans! New homes. New roads. New schools … New everything. Taxes down. Property values up. Jobs for everyone. You get a job. You get a job. And you get a …. Well, you’re a little young. But there’ll be one waiting for you when you’re ready.

  • He won’t get pinned down on specifics, despite his previous bluster about stamping out a problem. DODGER: We will do plenty. I assure you … Yet at the same time, we mustn’t charge in half-cocked. Haste makes waste. We must scrutinize. Prioritize. We will form focus groups, committees and sub-committees. We will need commissioners, deputy-commissioners, chairmen …uh, pardon me … chairpersons … stenographers, [sten-ah-gruh-fers] and cartographers [car-taa-gruh-fers]. We will require inspectors and spellcheckers, secretaries and refectories [ree-feck-ter-ees … and dozens and dozens of boots on the ground.

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