Doomsday Paradise: Minions Round 2
Project Overview
This is a FAKE CASTING CALLĀ for my very real videogame.
The roles are real, and the money is real, and you will have to sign this contract before getting your voice in game, sure. But this is just a for-fun thing for community members. The deadlines are fake, the audition lines are mostly whatever, and I intend on not handling this at all with the level of professionalism given to the other casting calls because this isn't one. This is just a dumping ground for a fun Discord event.
If you haven't played before- here's a gif of minions appearing. They're pretty fast! If a line is more than 2-3 seconds TOPS (ideally even shorter) then I will throw it out.
Minions don't have much in the way of proper lines- feel free to have fun with it.
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Audition lines are just suggestions, feel free to say whatever
Skills: Pistol (he shoots you)
- male adult
Got 'em
I'll get it done
Lights Out
Audition lines are just suggestions, feel free to improv
Skills: Eviscerate (Damage, reduce defense)
This'll be fun
Hey there
My claws are itchy
Audition lines are just suggestions, feel free to improv
Skills:
1. Stab
2. Menacing Aura
Mmm, quite
Indubitoubly
I can be quite vicious
Audition lines are just suggestions, feel free to improv
Skills: Defend
Praise the Sun!
I got this!
Peace, homies!
Time to take out the trash!
Audition lines are just suggestions, feel free to improv
Skills: Tonguetwister (Inflicts Weak)
Surprise!
Yeah yeah yeah
Hey, don't touch me there!
Skills: Heartbreaker Missile (Inflicts Heartbreak -> Stops enemy minions)
Hold your horses!
*Mischevious Giggling*
...And that's for you!
Audition Lines are just suggestions, feel free to improv
Skills: Summon Party (Increases Friendship)
Honk honk!
Surprise!
Watch this!
Audition Lines are just suggestions, feel free to improv
Skills: Comet (does a ton of damage in 3 turns)
It's more of a cone
Want some punch?
I just wanna die
This minion is unique! They have an in-game quest line, so if you're going to improv try to be generic. This character is a former serial killer, reformed after going through a great deal of in-game trauma at the hands of Tessa.
Audition Lines are just suggestions, feel free to improv
Skills:
1. Healing Wave
2. Breaker Blow
You think it's safe?
How do I do this again?
Whew, it's been a while...
Audition Lines are just suggestions, feel free to improv
Skills: Extreme Speed
Gotta go fast
ZOOM!
You're too slow!
This is a unique character, who must be unlocked via an in game quest line. Be careful improving. The Kraken King also works as a police officer, and likes to collect model trains.
Audition Lines are just suggestions, feel free to improv
Skills:
1. Iron Defense
2. Defend
Gonna have to stop you there
License and Registration
Do you have a permit?
Audition Lines are just suggestions, feel free to improv
Skills: Magic Missile
Heyooo!
Adventure Time!
Wowee!
Audition Lines are just suggestions, feel free to improv
Skills: Iron Defense
HEY GUYS
HIIII
Uhh-HU!