Dio and Giorno Go to McDonald's But it's in Lego and Chaos Ensues
Project Overview
This is probably the oddest idea for a project I've had, but I had the idea and I thought it was funny so the oddness of it doesn't matter. Basic rundown, Dio and his son, Giorno, decide to go to McDonald's as they're on their quest to kill anime girls. Along the way, they pick up Nagisa (Ultra Despair Girls) and once they get to McDonald's, chaos ensues. That's just the basic rundown. The script is still being written. I can say positively that it has a ton of crossover elements and it's gonna be as over the top as ever.
MIC REQUIREMENTS: As far as mic requirements go, I want the recordings to have little to no background noise, little to no reverb, little to no plosives and little to no peaking, as well as little to no distortion on, say, a shouting line.
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Giorno Giovanna is Dio's son and the fifth JoJo, though that's not important. I haven't gotten to part five yet, so I don't know what he's like in the anime, but here, he's a fairly normal teen trying to live a normal life but can't because of his insane father. He should have a teen sounding voice, of course. Not too deep or high. In the medium area. He should also usually have a sort of angsty tone seeing as how he's going through those years. His more conversational bits should seem almost forced, like he's a bit of a psycho underneath.
(Angry)
"Dad, for God's sake, you can't just go around running over anime girls!"
(Polite)
"One Flurry, please. For him, three hundred nuggets."
(Aggravated)
"Dad, you're making a scene..."
The cashier working at this McDonald's is a cheerful fellow. He loves his job despite the low pay, and is always in control of things. If he had to use deadly force to maintain order in the restaurant, he would, because that's what a good employee does. His voice should be medium to u, alrbut either way, most of his lines are going to get high because of how cheerful he naturally is. He always sounds like he believes what he's saying with 100% confidence, even if what he's saying is utter bullocks.
(Cheerful)
"Alright! One Flurry coming right up!"
(Polite)
"So, you want the pickles ON the bun opposed to on the patty?"
(In Charge Sounding)
"Alright, if everyone could beat each other up in an orderly manner. I'd appreciate-."
The second cashier working at McDonald's is a more cheeky specimen. She likes to annoy or play tricks on people and is really awful at her job. She'll often be sarcastic and more often be completely inappropriate. Her voice should be in the high range and be able to sound like an inept anime girl, a sarcastic valley girl, and a somewhat seductive woman depending on the situation.
It should be noted that the German accent should be slight. Like, there but not hammy or anything.
(Sarcastic)
"Oh, yeah. That makes perfect sense."
(Desperate)
"Hey, everybody calm down, okay!? It's hard to maintain a fast food restaurant with you all screaming like that!"
(Suggestive)
"Well, I can take care of that."
Makoto Naegi is a somewhat wimpy teenager who can be described by some people as the young version of Phoenix Wright. He's fairly normal and really doesn't want to deal with the difficulties of some people, but he's also rather friendly. Basically, with his voice, I'm looking for the closest you can get to Bryce Papenbrook's portrayal from the Danganronpa games. There's plenty of clips of him online for reference.
(Terrified)
"Good lord! Did he just punch someone without moving his body!?"
(Introductory/Conversational)
"Hi. My name's Makoto Naegi.... Hey, have we met before by any chance?"
(Angry and Shouting)
"Gahhhh! I can't enjoy a meal with you people causing so much commotion!"
Byakuya Togami is another character in this Lego sketch, and if I had to describe him, I'd describe him as Egon Spengler with 100% more arrogance. Often speaking in a deep, somewhat monotone voice and naturally appears as better than other people. His specific vocal quality should be as close as it can be to his from the Danganronpa games.
(Looking Down)
"Such ignorance."
(Indifferent)
"I SUPPOSE you're right. It's best to conserve our money if something more important comes up later."
(Cocky)
"Oh, this noise is dreadful. It's like needles are being dug into my ears."
Toko Fukawa is another Danganronpa character, and is usually quite a, um, not nice person. Can't really say anything else without cursing. She's never full on pissed, but her tone always suggests she's not too fond of things going on. The only person she likes is Byakuya, really, and she always speaks in a stutter. Her voice, one again, should be as close as you can get it to her voice from the Danganronpa games.
(Aggravated)
"Well, th-that makes p-perfect sense."
(Angry, but Holding Back a Bit)
"H-hey. It's n-not like I wanted to be here."
(Frustrated)
"Never mind."
Jotaro Kujo, the third JoJo, is a supporting character in this sketch. If you've seen the anime or any clips of him, you'll know he's quite short tempered and angry almost all the time. He'd probably beat up the cashier over a wrong order, and he's reluctant to do much. His voice should of course be deep, and frankly badass sounding,
(With Rage)
"DIO!"
(Under Breath)
"I can't believe I'm going to McDonald's because my dumbass grandfather can't afford shit."
(Raging)
"I'll freakin' destroy you!"
Joseph Joestar is Jotaro Kujo's grandfather and is characterized here as being quite an idiot. His lines consist of him saying "oh no" or "oh my God" and such. His voice should be deep and sort of gruff sounding, definitely showing signs of his age. A good place to look is his voice in the English dub of the Stardust Crusaders anime. And his, what would be, Engrish lines should be as over the top as humanly possible, perhaps with an accent.
(Horrified)
"OH MY GOOOOOOD!"
(Under Breath)
"Oh my GOD,"
(Terrified)
"OH NOOOOOOOO!"
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