Wife: Honey, I want to talk to you about something. I think we should move.

Husband: Really? I thought you agreed this home was perfect.

Wife:Perfect for us maybe, but I can't help but feel it's a little too high up.

Husband: Well, we'd lose the view, but the rent's cheaper on the lower floors.

Wife:I was thinking lower.

Husband: You mean like in the lobby?

Wife:Lower.

Husband: The basement parking lot?

Wife:Lower. I wanna live in a vault.

Husband: A vault? But I thought only paranoid nut jobs live in vaults. Not normal people like you and me.

Wife:Actually, that's not true. Sadie over on Elm Street was born in a vault.

Husband: I always knew there was something shifty about her.