If you can believe it, I swiped one of these as we left town — latest issue. I flipped through the advertisements in the back and guess who’s name I see?

Oh nevermind her, here’s the abridged version: this Sebastian bastard was responsible for the most money I’ve ever lost in my life <slight giggle> me of all people, right? This was back when I bought an old coach and peddled the same venom as he, but if I had enough fingers to show how many times he’s hit me physically or legally - well,

I’d need some removed. 

Come clean with me, Oliver! I know you remember exactly who I am and why I want to know why you’re here! Spill it! Or I have Arthur knock out more of your teeth!