Things S.U.C.H as

Things S.U.C.H as

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Must be 18+ to audition. Things S.U.C.H as is an indie Queer horror podcast about the Society of Unified Creature Hunting (S.U.C.H). We follow Atlas as they find themself thrown in to a terrifying world of monsters and cryptids with only a library of journals from Hunters past to guide them

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  • Thank You!!

    Hi Everyone! This is Jaden, the other creative behind this podcast, and I just wanted to say thank you to all of you who have submitted an audition so far! It really means a lot that based off of a few simple lines and silly words y'all have been able to give such life to these characters in your own individual ways. Each of you is so talented and I'm just going to be taking this moment to say that as we approach the deadline very quickly, that even if you don't end up getting cast in a particular role that is listed, we have you written down and there will be other characters in the future! You're all amazing for taking the time out of your days (or nights depending on where you live) to send in some silly voices for this. This podcast was born on a staircase at a college and it is actually becoming something thanks to all of you. I sincerely thank you all from the bottom of my hearts. Happy holidays, and happy new year from all of us at Lavender Moth Productions.

    - Jaden

Project Roles: Atlas They/Them Greg He/Him Theodora She/Her Nicolas He/Him Evelynn Gray She/They Tobias Wardyworth He/Him Olympia She/Her Margo She/Her Victoria She/Her Taylor He/They Nova She/Her
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Atlas They/Them
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Lead. Present day Hunter. Naive, New to an unknown world. Charmingly awkward and easily startled. Trying their best to do what seems like an impossible job.

Voice description:
  • nonbinary

  • So I almost died five times in the last week and tonight will probably be number six so that’s fun. Can’t say that I expected to be hunting down the nightcrawler on a Tuesday night but this is my life now. (Twig snaps) AHH I HAVE A KNIFE! Oh it's a possum holy shit it's a possum ok ok just a possum. I’m sorry little guy didn’t mean to spook you. (Beat) Theodora can you edit out me screaming please? Thank you, you're the best.

  • Is this something I can tell people or is this like spiderman rules where whoever I tell is in mortal danger and will end up kidnapped by some evil dude as bait?

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Greg He/Him
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Role assigned to: AxioMunk

Dumb of ass, pure of heart. An oracle ironically. Loyal to his friends and willing to help even when he really shouldn’t.

Voice description:
  • warm
  • kind
  • male young adult
  • street smart

  • Theodora doesn’t bite, she just likes to think that she’s scary. She’s like a chihuahua with glasses. She’s a sweetheart. I can give you the rundown of this place. This is the library, it’s a library. Archives are to your left, upstairs is more archives and even further upstairs is your study! Congratulations! Ok don’t sound so enthused. (Beat) Hey it’s not that scary of a gig as they made it sound. It’s just a lot of reading but if you play your cards right you can probably get Theodora to give you a spark notes summary.

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Theodora She/Her
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Smartest in the room, lowkey hot but like, in an English Major way. The brains of the main trio. Tries to appear like she has it all together but secretly is a huge dork just like the rest.

Voice description:
  • put together
  • secret nerdy side
  • female young adult

  • You have been chosen to protect humanity from monsters, myths, and what nots. Yes magic is real. No, not everyone knows about magic. The library is full of the field journals from the Hunters before you. You have to study them and then write your own series of journals. S.U.C.H is an ancient organization founded by Olympia Cellini. She was also a Hunter, here are her journals. I can assist you with anything you need well you are in S.U.C.H headquarters. Greg is also here.

  • (Adorably excited) I have been begging this place to go digital for years! The journals are nice but the library can only hold so many and making a hard drive would be so much easier! Multiple people can have copies of research at the same time finally! This is perfect! Don’t you dare try and apologize for this! You have just jump started plans I have been working in for years! They can’t tell me no if it's for the hunter! I'm so happy I could kiss you! I have to go tell Amanda we are making some changes! Finally!

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Nicolas He/Him
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Role assigned to: Richard Gibson

An old wisdom, powerful and a force of nature. Intimidating. OLD 

Voice description:
  • male senior
  • powerful but not evil

  • If this was what it came down to then it was all for naught. You're standing there at the apex of your victory and you look more pitiful and weak than the day I met you. You are weaker now, you need to steal and beguile to reach where you are. I do not. I go and I take what I need. I destroyed those who you put into place, I made the hard choices. You forced my hand, you made me do this. And if I had to redo it all a thousand times, I would make the same decisions every. Single. Time.

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Evelynn Gray She/They
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Role assigned to: Ciel Hinton

POC. 1920s New York Hunter. 1920s reporter, Wit like a dagger. Cunning, charming, and knows she’s smarter than everyone here.

Voice description:
  • female young adult
  • transatlantic

  • I slid my way past the bouncer, luckily I knew a man on the inside. His name was Lance Buck. Word on the street was he was so dedicated to the bartending game he made a vow to live inside his precious club until he was the best in New York, of course those with a more keen sense for magic knew the only thing shielding those fluffy goat legs of his from the public eye was the grimy bar in the Viola Speakeasy. When the clock strikes midnight and the blanks return to their idle homes is when the real fun begins. As I entered the bar the stench of cheap liquor and stale food washed over me. Lance kicked up his hooves greeting me with a shot of vodka and a smile.

  • Now listen here you. I’m calling bullshit on this whole organization. You say we stand for peace yet you sit there smug behind your desk as you send troops out after innocent creatures. I won’t stand for this any longer. I have worked day and night to get you to respect me sir and I have come to find that you aren’t worthy of me or my time. I stand with my brothers and sisters no matter if they are magic, blanks, or anything in between. You got twenty four hours to fix this mess or lose the best hunter you have ever had. That’s a promise.

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Tobias Wardyworth He/Him
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1500s Hunter England. British accent. A fragile ball of anxiety with a passion for Shakespeare. Young boy who desperately wants to prove himself despite his horrible luck.

Voice description:
  • male teen
  • shakespearean
  • british (cockney)
  • elizabethan
  • british (london)
  • medieval

  • Twas’ only when I found myself beside her in the cave that I truly understood the mass of the beast before me. Scales of dark scarlet that glowed like embers, devil horns that twisted from her scalp towards heaven. The air was filled with a vile sulfurous smoke, it stuck to my lungs like tar as I breathed in the wretched scent. I reached for my noble sword, my hands shaking. The beast was terrifying and yet beautiful. She slept before me on her mountain of glittering gold and if you looked at her face behind the teeth and scales she almost looked as if she was smiling in her peaceful slumber. I put my sword back in its scabbard. I sat down beside her and spent my time drawing her, marveling at her glory.

  • I can go on! I know the role of Lucio by heart! Please! I have been at every rehearsal, I’ve been studying your artistry upon the stage, look! I know I am young but to be on stage is my dream. You need not worry about me and I will be as silent as a mouse behind the curtain. I will hold my tongue and not speak unless spoken to. Please I beg of you let me go on just this once! I won’t make fools of the playing company I swear upon my mothers life! Once Peter is well I shall return to my proper place and make no more fuss of this. Please I beg let me perform with you!

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Olympia She/Her
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Role assigned to: Lara Lai

1400s Hunter Italy. Italian accent. Badass, Literal Girl boss. Founder of the secret society S.U.C.H. A powerful young woman who knows her worth and that she can kill you in seconds. 

Voice description:
  • female young adult
  • italian
  • Italian Rennaisance

  • If you believe I am to bow your feet you are mistaken. For too long this village has lived in fear of you. Come out, hiding like a child will earn you no pity. Face me coward! Face the wrath you have created! Those who torment the weak have hell to pay when faced with punishment from God’s hand, unfortunately for you I am far more cruel than any God.

  • After speaking with Letta I can confirm she is working with the fairies. Not for any malicious intent but rather how so many young Blanks fall, being charmed. She heard the call of the guitar played by a handsome young poet and became enchanted. Nothing to fault her for at all. I will bring her to a safe house so she may hide from the church well I find a way to break her belonging. I pray that we can keep as many of these young women away from the gallows as possible, not that our friends in Blockula are making it any easier.

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Margo She/Her
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Role assigned to: Ashe Pendragon

1600s Hunter Ireland. Irish accent. Respectful of magical creatures, humans not so much. Brash, loud, and ready to fight.

Voice description:
  • irish
  • female young adult

  • What’s this? You think you can just take things from a fae ring and come out completely unscathed! Are you daft lad? I don’t want to hear it, you bloody idiot just follow me and shut your yap for five bloody seconds. Aye Leon come take this stupid jackeen to S.U.C.H and make sure his pockets are empty!

  • Wails of the damned have been plaguing the coast. My guess is Banshees. What's troubling me is how many sightings there’ve been. All the signs point to Banshees but that many in such a condensed area can’t be a good sign. I’ll pack tonight, if I start traveling by sunrise I should hopefully get to town before anyone is put in any serious danger.

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Victoria She/Her
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1800s Hunter England. British accent. Victorian woman, cold calculated, intellectual, very Sherlock-y. 

Voice description:
  • british (cockney)
  • female young adult

  • The bastard dodged and weaved through alleyways in the dark of night. Always a step ahead of me somehow. But not for long. I finally cornered him. My fist wrapped around the stake, my hands steady. He bared his fangs as his back hit the wall. He tried to plead to his innocence, his eyes were dark, cold, unfeeling. I felt no guilt as the wood went through his chest.

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Taylor He/They
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Role assigned to: Witch Frown

BIPOC 1980s Hunter America. A punk who has turned his back on the world after being kicked out of one too many foster homes.

Voice description:
  • nonbinary

  • To whoever is reading this, I’m not sorry. Call me selfish, an asshole, whatever you please, I’ve heard worse. It’s kinda ironic, I spent my whole life being thrown from home to home and never good enough, never sober enough, never Mr and Mrs whatever's perfect little miracle sent from Jesus. So I got out. I ran away, slept in cars, on benches, the couches of men much older than me. If S.U.C.H didn’t have such a shit life expectancy for its employees it would have been nice.(long pause) Is this a selfish decision? Yeah. Is it a smart decision? Absolutely.

  • Two years? Two years! What the fuck do you mean two years? No! I finally get out of that shit hole and the first thing I’m told is Hey Taylor nice to meet you. You're destined to die in two years but hey no worries magic is real and wants to kill you. Get the fuck away from me! Go find someone else to do this shit.

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Nova She/Her
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Teacher, Atlas’ Sister. Acts as a parental guide to Atlas. Caring but strict. 

Voice description:
  • female adult

  • Absolutely not get back in here right now. What is going on with you? Missing ceramics is one thing but you haven’t been home. Are you on drugs? You can tell me if you're on drugs. I don’t care, no I do care but that’s not the point. Are you ok?

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