Thank Goodness It's Family
Project Overview
Set in 1991, Thank Goodness It’s Family is a heartwarming and hilarious audio fiction podcast about a same-sex married couple raising a blended family while navigating the ups and downs of work, life, and love. With all the charm of classic 90s sitcoms, this nostalgic show brings laughter, warmth, and relatable family chaos to your ears. While not a spin-off, it shares a universe with our other award-winning podcast, Lucidus Somnia (https://luciddreamspodcast.com).
About the roles
We are casting multiple roles and will consider all candidates for characters beyond those listed in this audition. All actors will be self-directed, with a minimum of three takes per line unless otherwise specified in the script or through prior direction. Ad-libs are encouraged and often make it into the final production as long as the original dialogue is captured at least twice. All rates in this audition are estimates because episodes are still being finalized. Rates are based on the Lower-Tier Per-Line Rate as of 22 Sep 2024, found here - https://voiceactingclub.com/rates/#Line%20Rates.
About the auditions
Please record at least two takes per audition using the AABBCC method: read all dialogue from the first block, then repeat it twice before moving on to the second block. You can record additional takes if you feel necessary, but don’t go overboard. We aim for a natural-sounding cast, so anything too exaggerated may disrupt immersion for our listeners.
The deadline for auditions is Thursday, 31 Oct 2024. A second round of auditions will follow, where shortlisted actors will read full scenes to test chemistry with other candidates. We plan to notify those shortlisted by 15 Nov 2024, with the final cast selected by 1 Dec 2024. Contracts and scripts will be sent after casting is finalized, and the tentative deadline for completed work is around 31 Jan 2025.
Important Casting Information
You must be 18+ years of age. If selected, you must sign a buyout contract with Bargo Productions. For compensation of USD 600 or more in a calendar year, U.S. residents must submit a Form W-9 and will receive a 1099-NEC from us for tax purposes since you’ll be responsible for reporting that income to the IRS. If you prefer not to submit a W-9 directly, you can use a trusted third-party platform like Fiverr, which will handle tax documentation and payments. Payments not processed through a third-party service will be made via PayPal.
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Randy is in his early 40s and co-head of the Harper-Campbell family. He’s the laid-back, cool, spontaneous half of his marriage to Pete, bringing warmth and humor to their home. As a father figure to his two nieces and Pete’s two children from a previous marriage, Randy’s approach is easygoing, supportive, and deeply caring. He’s quick to mediate conflicts, balance Pete’s anxieties, and keep the family connected with his calm and fun-loving personality. We’re looking for an actor who can bring charm, emotional depth, and comedic timing to this role. LGBTQ+ actors preferred; allies welcome.
- english
- male adult
- american
Think about Jason. We always busted him before he could do anything stupid. Did he learn? No. He just got sneakier. If we go up there now, they’ll just say they knew I was listening and were messing with us.
Hold on. It’s the middle of the semester. You mean to tell me this happened when school first started? And we’re just now hearing about it?
So, what do you think — does this tie say “10th anniversary” or “I found it in the bargain bin?”
Pete is in his early 40s and co-head of the Harper-Campbell family. He is the more cautious and responsible partner, often focused on keeping the household in order. As a co-parent alongside Randy, Pete is protective and meticulous, sometimes overthinking situations in his efforts to ensure the best for all their kids. His blend of love, concern, and humor brings both structure and warmth to the family. We’re seeking an actor who can portray Pete’s thoughtful, caring nature while also delivering humor in his more anxious and overprotective moments. He's a calmer version of George Costanza, but please don't impersonate Jason Alexander because that's 100% NOT what we're looking for. LGBTQ+ actors preferred; allies welcome.
- english
- male adult
- all american accents
Alright, Kaylie, are you ready for the best Jack-O-Legend hunt ever? He came all the way from the South Pole to make this night extra special. And check out that fog — real spooky, right?
(starting to panic) Randy, you don’t understand! Felicia only likes her lattes piping hot. We can’t serve her lukewarm lattes!
(disappointed) I’m trying, Randy, but I just... I can’t wrap my head around it. I don’t know what pisses me off more — the fact that he hid everything, the wasted tuition money, or that he was out there drinking. I thought we raised him better than this.
Aisha is 15 years old, bold, confident, and a natural leader within the Harper-Campbell family. She’s assertive, driven, and always pushing those around her to aim higher. Aisha shares a close bond with the other kids in the household, often encouraging them to step out of their comfort zones. Her fearless personality is balanced by a protective streak for her family. We’re looking for an actor who can bring out Aisha’s strong, determined personality while also showing her softer, caring side as a big sister.
- english
- all american accents
- female teen
Uncle Randy, are you seriously gonna stand there and let Pete freak out like this?
And get ready to be blown away by my performance! I’m talking, wind-machine-level blown away.
You guys, I had the best dream last night. I finally had my own room! It had style, it had sophistication... and the best part? A door with a lock!
Beth is 15 years old and a thoughtful, cautious member of the Harper-Campbell family. Like her father, she often overthinks decisions and prefers stability, but she also has a quiet inner strength that allows her to rise to challenges when it matters most. Beth shares a close bond with her family, especially Aisha. We’re seeking an actor who can capture Beth’s introspective nature, showing her gradual growth while maintaining her thoughtful, caring personality.
- english
- all american accents
- female teen
I just didn’t want everything to fall apart... doing Grease was Aisha’s idea. She fought so hard to make it happen, and I feel like I ruined it.
Okay, fine. So maybe the decorations aren’t the star of the show. We could do something more thoughtful... like make them a gift or something.
That’s the second time the ghost in the library has been mentioned tonight. That’s just a story... right?
Jason is 18 years old, the easygoing and playful eldest child in the Harper-Campbell family. He’s just starting college and enjoys the freedom that comes with it, though he remains closely connected to his family. Jason has a carefree attitude and often avoids serious conversations or responsibilities, which contrasts with his younger sister Beth’s more cautious nature. His laid-back personality brings plenty of humor, but he’s also on a journey to learn responsibility as he navigates adulthood. We’re looking for an actor who can bring charm, humor, and a sense of growth to Jason’s character.
- male teen
- all american accents
(giving himself a pep talk) Alright, Jason, time to man up. You’ve made a mess. Now fix it. Just tell her the truth — about everything.
Right, because nothing says “fine dining,” like a $1.99 combo with soggy fries.
(covering, after almost getting caught doing something) Weird? Me? Pfft! Nah! Just making sure the ol’ inbox and outbox are running smoothly. Gotta keep the machine oiled, right?
Kaylie is 8 years old and the youngest, most energetic member of the Harper-Campbell family. Full of imagination and always ready for an adventure, she’s a free spirit who often pulls her older siblings into her wild schemes. Wise beyond her years, Kaylie is sharp-witted with snappy comebacks and often negotiates to get what she wants. Her bold, independent personality brings fun and chaos to the household, but her charm and infectious enthusiasm make her lovable. We’re looking for a voice actor who can capture Kaylie’s mischievous, adventurous nature while delivering her clever quips with confidence.
- english
- child
- all american accents
(realizing she’s been busted but still confident) Alright, maybe I gave a little financial advice, but it’s not my fault they couldn’t handle skipping a meal. The market spoke, and I just helped things along.
(flabbergasted) Now you’re worried about following the recipe? We’ve got carrots swapped with potatoes, and corn instead of, well, anything that should be in a cake... but sure, let’s freak out about stirring it by hand!
(feigning being impressed) Wow, he must be taking creative writing classes, because that sounded like a page from Shakespeare.
Janet is a supporting role. She is in her mid-teens and a close friend of Aisha and Beth. She’s confident, street-smart, and a bit of a risk-taker, always coming up with daring plans and schemes. Janet has a bold, adventurous attitude that often pulls the group into fun, but risky situations. Quick on her feet, she adds excitement and unpredictability to their dynamic while remaining a loyal friend. We’re looking for an actor who can bring Janet’s fearless, fun-loving spirit to life while balancing her daring side with a sense of camaraderie.
- english
- all american accents
- female teen
Besides, Brad and I use ours all the time. And when anyone asks, we just say... (in bad Swedish accent) Vee are from Svenden ztudying nurzing at zee univerzity.
Fine by me. As long as I don’t have to talk about sports, you guys can babble about touchdowns and slam dunks all you want.
(doubtful) Ann Richards? The Governor? You know he’s not that dumb, right? She’s literally on TV every day. He’ll figure out he’s been played in seconds.
Brad is a supporting role. He is in his mid-teens and a close friend of Aisha and Beth. Witty and laid-back, Brad often provides sarcastic commentary on the group’s elaborate schemes. He’s the skeptic who keeps things grounded, but he’s not afraid to join in on the fun when things get exciting. His humor adds balance to the more adventurous personalities of his friends. We’re seeking an actor who can deliver Brad’s dry humor and sarcastic quips while still showing his loyalty and support for his friends.
- english
- all american accents
- male teen
(proudly) Oh, I’m beyond ready. Just wait till they see my Danny Zuko. I’ve been perfecting my car hood slide all week. (overly confident) Might even throw in a backflip, just for kicks.
(protesting) But we busted our butts cleaning for extra credit yesterday. We’re doing our part.
(skeptical) The Deputy Mayor? Really? That’s your big upgrade, Aisha?
Eddie is a supporting character. He is in his mid-teens and a friend of Aisha and Beth. He’s energetic, upbeat, and often acts as the comedic relief in the group. Though a bit clueless at times, Eddie’s good-natured, lighthearted personality makes him lovable. He may not always catch onto jokes or sarcasm, but his loyalty and enthusiasm for his friends are undeniable. We’re looking for an actor who can bring out Eddie’s goofy, "90s surfer"-like nature while maintaining his lovable, carefree charm.
- english
- male teen
- all american accents
(enthusiastic) As long as I get to announce when there’s pizza in the cafeteria, I’m in.
Yeah, and if you forget your lines, just start doing the robot. Everybody loves the robot!
(doing a radio broadcast) Yeah, we’re throwing out the usual playlist and diving headfirst into the creepy, the weird, and the downright terrifying.
Mister Bradley is a supporting character. He is in his early 50s and serves as the strict but fair Dean of Schools at Vanderbilt Academy. He holds high standards for the students and is quick to intervene when they step out of line, though he has a softer, playful side that comes out during school events. While his disciplinarian nature often creates tension with the students, he also appreciates initiative and rewards effort, even if the approach isn’t conventional. We’re seeking an actor who can portray Mister Bradley’s authority and sternness while also bringing out the humor in his over-the-top reactions and occasional playful moments. He is Mister Belding-like.
- english
- male adult
- all american accents
(inquisitive) Aisha... Beth... there you are. I’m hearing rumbles that a certain Braden Fields is coming to campus to be interviewed on the school radio station.
(proudly) You think that was bad? This was just a warm-up. Wait ‘til next year. I’ve got something planned that’ll make this prank look like a school field trip.
You’ve got passion; I’ll give you that. But before I say yes, I need more than enthusiasm. Show me a plan, how you’ll manage it, and proof that students want this.
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