SOUTH PARK COMICS AND FANFICTION DUB GROUP 18+

Out of every resident in the small mountain town of South Park, Colorado, the most well-known is probably Eric Theodore Cartman, usually referred to only as ‘Cartman’. He’s just a normal fourth grader who appreciates the simple things in life - watching television, eating junk food, playing video games, and the suffering of those he despises. Once described by a neighbor as “fat, racist, [and] foul-mouthed”, Cartman is also sadistic, sociopathic, selfish, narcissistic, and greedy, and frequently places his own desires, needs and reputation above all else in life. His decisions are almost always driven by his own material or personal desires, and often feelings like sympathy or guilt are completely foreign to him, with the upmost rare, genuine exception.

Stanley "Stan" Marsh has always been your comparatively average all-American fourth grader... who happens to live in one of the most fucked up places on Earth. Whenever crazy things are happening in South Park, he and Kyle are there to provide the voice of reason and help resolve the problems, often with a comforting speech or at least some memorable highlights from Star Trek.

Kyle Broflovski has always been considered one of the most intelligent children in South Park, and whenever crazy things are happening in South Park, Kyle and his super best friend, Stan, are there to provide the voice of reason and help resolve problems, often with a comforting 'gay little speech', something that has become Kyle's trademark amongst his friends... for better or for worse. He has a loving if stern father named Gerald, a local lawyer, and a mother, Sheila, known for her interest in social justice and politics, and of course, there's nobody Kyle cares more about than his little brother, Ike Broflovski -- despite the latter's adoption and the occasional game of 'kick the baby', they care about each other and Kyle will do anything to protect him, even go up against evil Visitors. All members of the Broflovski family are known for their strong moral centers and standing up for what they believe in... though not necessarily always to success. Nonetheless, even when times seem their darkest, Kyle will never back down from what he believes in.

Kenny McCormick is the poor member of the Four Boys. Almost all of the time, Kenny wears a hood that muffles his speech. Kenny being muffled is how he gets away with inappropriate and vulgar speech without having to be bleeped out or censored. Kenny is also shown to enjoy getting high. It is mentioned that he enjoys looking at playboys and sniffing paint. In the episode Major Boobage, Kenny finds out he can get high by huffing cat urine, which is also called “Cheesing.” Kenny becomes addicted to cheesing because whenever he does, he hallucinates. He and other people who have tried cheesing, hallucinates a kingdom of breasts and Taarna, the girl from the 1981 film “Heavy Metal”, that he must fight Kyle’s Dad for. He ends up getting sober until he finds flowers at the end of the episode and sniffs the hell out of them, which caused a buzz and went back to hallucinating that he’s in space with Taarna. In The Ring, Kenny achieves a girlfriend, a 5th grade girlfriend, who has given a blow job to another student. This made Kenny excited and he bought his girlfriend Jonas Brothers tickets to try and get her aroused. The boyband gave Kenny and his girlfriend purity rings so that they won’t have sex before getting married. This turned Kenny very boring and OOC, which his friends attempted to then get his old self back. The boys' plan worked and Kenny had gotten his girlfriend to take him to TGIFridays to his blow job... which led Kenny to inevitably die of syphilis.

Craig is another student in Garrison's class. He's constantly flipping people off and has been deemed a "bad influence" by many of the parents.

In Tweek vs. Craig he gets into a fight with fellow classmate, Tweek Tweak who later becomes his boyfriend in Tweek x Craig.

He has shown keen abilities for Sumo Wrestling, producing addictive cable access TV shows ("Close-up Animals With a Wide Angle Lens"), and most recently, was revealed to be the ancient Incan key to stopping the attack of the guinea pigs. Which is fitting, since he proudly owns a pet guinea pig named Stripe.

Token is a member of the boy's 4th grade class. He is the richest kid in South Park and also one of the only black kids. In one instance, Cartman got arrested and sent to juvie hall after throwing a rock at Token's head. Token is also a very gifted singer and can play a mean bass guitar, (much to the dismay of Cartman's stereotyping). When he's not slapping the bass, however, he's teaming up with the infamous superhero squad Coon and Friends. His secret identity: "Tupperware!"

Clyde is a fellow 4th grader in the boys' class. He's the fattest kid next to Cartman, who he ironically has expressed a very strong disdain for. 

He had a colostomy at the age of 5 and according to rumor, he only has one testicle. 

In the episode "The List", he was voted number one on the girls' list of cutest boys in class. It was eventually revealed that the girls voted for Clyde so they could go out with him and get free shoes since his father owns a shoe store at the mall. 

Joining forces with Coon and Friends, Clyde also doubles as the superhero "Mosquito". His bold ideas and lemon bar recipes have helped countless in need.

Butters is the boys' innocent little classmate. He is by far the most naive and well-natured of the 4th graders, and for this, he is often shit on. He's been forced to put balls on his chin, get liposuction, been locked in a bomb shelter for weeks, and dressed up like a dog with ninja star in his eye. Additionally, he is notorious for being grounded far more often than any other kid, often times for circumstances beyond his own control.

Despite his good nature, he isn't above joining in on bullying others, such as the time when he taunted Kyle for being last on the cutest boys list.

He briefly explored his feminine alter-ego as Marjorine. And he absolutely loves Bennigan's. 

After being fired as the boys' 4th friend, Butters turned to his dark side and created the villainous alter-ego Professor Chaos. As Chaos, he teamed with his loyal companion General Disarray (Dougie) to help bring chaos to the world that shunned him.

Bebe is Wendy's best friend. She's often the first one to jump on the bandwagon of what's trendy or popular (like being a stupid spoiled whore), and also enjoys gossiping about boys (like Kyle's sweet ass). 

Bebe was the first girl to grow boobs. Her knockers briefly drove the boys insane. She's also the leader of the Girl's Club, which determines exactly what pleases and sparkles with the rest of the girls.

A relatively social student of South Park ‘who is both really smart and really funny’. Following most of the trends with the other girls, Heidi has shown to be active in social movements – at times she’s dismissive and judgmental but also sensitive and rash. Beginning through the influences of her ex-boyfriend, Heidi takes the encouragement and judgment of others to heart, making her do rather unexpected things.

Red aka Rebecca aka Bertha. She's one of the students in the boys' class with that signature red hair. One of the most popular girls, she's friends with Bebe, Wendy, and the rest of the SP girls clique. Her boyfriend is Kevin Stoley, whom she is seen with often in the earlier seasons. Many boys seem to be into her, such as Jimmy, who wants to get laid. She is a huge fan of Justin Timberlake.

In the episode, The Hobbit, she is the only cheerleader Wendy does not insult.

She is the only 4th grade female student apart from Powder to have red hair.

Wendy is Stan Marsh's on-and-off girlfriend, and is also the most outspoken of the 4th grade girls. She's not afraid to go against the grain of what's popular or trendy and stands up for her principles and causes, most notably in her stand-off against Photoshop.

Wendy is one of the most intelligent students in Herbert Garrison's class and is one of the two main voices of reason against Eric Cartman, discovering his forgery in the Save our Fragile Earth contest and calling him out on his Breast Cancer jokes. She's not above teaming up with him though (or kissing him) such as at the Flag Debate.

She's best friends with Bebe Stevens and until very recently, was the Class President of South Park Elementary. Also worth noting: she arranged for her substitute teacher (Ms. Ellen) to be shot into the sun by Iraqis and has beat the crap out of  Cartman. So yeah, don't f*ck with her...

She and Stan split for a couple years, putting him into a brief depression, before getting back together after they exposed the conspiracy to alter the Cutest Boys' List. She has since taken over leadership of the List Council.

Nichole is the only female African-American student at South Park Elementary and is most noted for her role as one of the members of the Cows Cheerleaders. She also loves sports like basketball as well as romantic activities with her boyfriend, Token Black. She has "puffy eyes" according to Wendy, and was one of the cheerleaders who photo-shopped her image online to look more attractive, complete with whitewashing.

Scott is one of the more unpopular boys at South Park Elementary School. He has a lisp and diabetes, and is often ridiculed by Cartman and various other kids in South Park.

Scott, while being a punching bag for the rest of the boys in South Park, is picked on in a more passive than Butters. He is often ignored and his problems are used as a means for self-promotion by others when brought into light. He doesn't seem to have a good relationship with his parents, comparing a kiss from Sally Darson to almost like "if someone cared about" him, and remarking that his father had suggested to him that he would not even be capable of quitting social media.

The neglect can put Scott in very ‘needy’ positions and there was a point where he required constant counseling from Mr. Mackey regarding his choice to quit Twitter. On one occasion, Butters even bullied him after getting fed up with how he constantly complained about his health conditions.

Timmy is one of the boys' 4th grade classmates. He's handicapped and has a very limited vocabulary ("Timmy", "Jimmy", "Gobbles", "Octonauts", and "Livin a lie"). (And no matter what you might be thinking, he's not a Chinpoko Mon.)

However, that doesn't stop him from being an active member of the group...or from traveling through time on his Star Trek-esque modified wheelchair. He is also the lead singer of the breakout band "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld." 

When he's not rocking out, however, he's joining forces with Coon and Friends as the deadly superhero "Iron Maiden."

Jimmy is a fellow classmate of the boys, originally introduced to us when the boys were in Boy Scouts. He is "Handi-Capable" and enjoys using his disabilities as an advantage during his stand-up comedy routines. 

The boys usually come to him for jokes and advice, as he tends to have a super positive outlook on life. He briefly took steroids to train for the Special Olympics, and was also a part of the comedy team that made the "fishsticks" joke....aka the greatest joke of all time.

Henrietta Biggle is one of the main members of the Goth Kids, a non-conformist group that usually hangs out behind South Park Elementary and smoke cigarettes.  Other popular things to do are dance like Goths, hang out at the local diner and drink coffee, or write poems in Henrietta's room. She lives with her parents, Mr. Biggle and Mrs. Biggle, and her brother Bradley, all of whom she reviles, though her mother seems to think this is "just a phase". 

She is often smoking and appears to be the most knowledgeable of the Goth subculture, owning a copy of the Necronomicon and knowing much of the book's background, as seen in "Coon vs. Coon and Friends". She is also capable of driving using her parents' car, shown in "The Ungroundable" and plays the keyboard in the Goth Kids' band.

The Goths debuted in Season 7's "Raisins".  Up until Season 17's "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers", Henrietta was the only one who had actually been named.

Michael, the tall Goth, is in the fifth grade, is likely half-Asian, and often the group's leader. His mother is of East Asian descent, and his father is an older man with a large nose and curly hair like him. 

He has stated "love didn't work" for them, which could mean they have a difficult relationship or that his father may have remarried. He considers himself the 'least conformist' of them all and has attended anger management therapy in "T.M.I.". He is the lead vocalist in the Goth Kids' band.

The Goths debuted in Season 7's "Raisins".  Up until Season 17's "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers", Michael was referred to only as "Tall Goth" and had not been given a name in the show or internal scripts.

Pete, the Hair Flip Goth, lives in a trailer, and hates P. E. class, threatening to kill himself if he has to go again in "Mysterion Rises", though he is reluctant to consider killing others. He can be a little more insecure than Michael at times but also tends to be more overtly cynical. 

It's unknown if his natural hair color is red or black, but he has been accused of using red hair dye in "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers". He also has pockmarks on his face, as mentioned in "The Ungroundable". He plays bass guitar in the Goth Kids' band.

The Goths debuted in Season 7's "Raisins".  Up until Season 17's "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers", Pete was referred to only as "Hair Flip".

In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Gregory told the boys to procure the Mole's help in saving Terrance and Phillip. The Mole helps the boys infiltrate the USO show, but the mission fails after Cartman forgets to shut down the base's security system. As a result, the Mole is fatally injured by a group of army attack dogs.

As he died, he sang "The Mole's Reprise", while Kyle held him and softly eased him into death. At his moment of passing away, The Mole continued his pattern of hatred towards God. The Mole, like everyone else who died in the war, was presumably brought back to life after Kenny McCormick's wish to Satan.

He made a brief cameo appearance in Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub, where he is seen on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, while Stan channel surfs.

In "Damien", he joins the boys' class as the new student at South Park Elementary. He introduces himself as the son of Satan, a claim which is completely ignored by Mr. Garrison, despite his obvious evil powers. Damien is rejected from sitting with the main characters during lunch, and is taunted by Kenny and Stan. Outraged, he turns Kenny into a duck-billed platypus, then demands to speak to Jesus.

Damien's father, Satan, challenges Jesus to a boxing match, and everyone in town switches their bets to Satan, realizing Jesus doesn't stand a chance. One bet on Jesus remains, secretly placed by Satan himself. Initially, Jesus is horribly beaten, but Satan throws the fight, allowing Jesus to win in order to get everyone's money. Damien then returns to Hell alongside his father, claiming that he only performs evil because he has to. As Damien leaves, Stan and Kyle briefly lament that he will never be able to gain acceptance because he's always on the move.

Since then, Damien has appeared in the background of various episodes. He was also seen in the movie theater with other children watching Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

Pip was an English student in the boys' 4th grade class. He was widely disliked and bullied often for his accent and foreign mannerisms. Despite being the butt-end of bullying at the school, Pip maintained his cheery and optimistic attitude.

The only exception to Pip's consistent happiness is when he's called "French," which was shown in the episode "Conjoined Fetus Lady" to anger him and cause him to throw a dodge ball at whoever insulted him.

In "Conjoined Fetus Lady," he tells Stan that he was an "archery esquire at Stratfordshire," before proving that he is indeed skilled in archery.

He had auditioned to be the boys' new fourth friend after Kenny died, but was told to "get the fudge out!" after asking for crumpets at a baseball game with Stan, Kyle and Cartman.

In the episode "Summer Sucks," Pip told the main four that his parents were dead. However, in  "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub," he was put into the kids' room, implying that he perhaps has an adoptive home or is living with a relative. In the episode "Pip," it is shown that he lived with his abusive sister and her husband in England.

He died in the episode "201" after asking Mecha-Streisand to stop destroying South Park, which ended with Mecha-Streisand crushing Pip with her foot. Pip has not made a reappearance since.