Smokepit Fairytales Audiodrama
Project Overview
Smokepit Fairytales is an epic sci-fi/fantasy novel that focuses on a group of US Marines whose time is split between California and Iraq until the third world war breaks out. In their travels they cross ghosts, demons, and aliens. The audio production will be fully casted and treated with sound effects and a full soundtrack. We are looking for voices to fill in minor characters to get as much sound diversity as possible on the project.
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This is a filler voice for an audio drama. Where the characters are in a mental hospital and a woman yells at the main character. The entirety of the script is two lines of incoherent mumbling then a screaming "HE'S COMING! HE'S COMING!"
- Insane
- female adult
- Scared
- horror
- Terror
*incoherent mumbling*
HE'S COMING!
Bistro is a senior NCO at a Marine Corps Combat Camera unit who leads a video section and is having a conversation with a sergeant. The roll's approximately 100 words long.
- male adult
So, you doing alright?
You've come into work reeking of alcohol every day this week.
Do you think you might want see someone for that?
Kelly Rainer is a minor character in the audio play, she's the wife of one of the Marines at a formal event, and most of her dialogue is spent talking about integrating human and alien technology. Script length is approximately 200 words
- female adult
*Say something you think would fit*
This character is inebriated at a formal event, and is chatting with a friend, then dismissed by a sergeant. Script length is about 120 words.
- androgynous
- female adult
And I'm all like, hate and discontent, yo!
We're only renting the top flo, but it looks right over the beach.
Cana is a junior Marine in a video section of a combat camera unit who is asking her sergeant a question. Script is about 40 words long.
- female adult
- female young adult
Sergeant, I have a question.
There's a shoot next week on Ospreys. What do I have to do to get on that.
Well, I think your mustache is stupid.
Samantha is a minor character in the audio play who accidentally urinates on a guy in an alley during oral sex, then she gets mad when he pukes on her. Script is approximately 20 words long.
- female adult
- female young adult
These shoes are brand new, asshole!
Don't call me a bitch! I'm a lady!
Gloria is a minor character in the audio play, she's having a good night and dancing with a character named Hank. She's planning on taking him home until she figures out he's in the military, and then she dismisses him. Script is about 70 words long.
- female adult
I might actually like you. You're sweet.
I just have to make sure Samantha get's home safe, then we'll see how you stack up.
I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who hasn't been to college. They're not smart enough for me.
Barmaid is a minor character in the audio play who brings drinks to the table and makes a witty remark about a sailor. Script is about 20 words long.
- female adult
What's that?
I don't know. Ask Your sailor buddy.
Captain Frame is an army doctor at a medical hospital who's talking to someone who was supposed to be brain dead that just woke up out of a year long coma, she tells him that since he's been asleep, aliens have landed on Earth.
- female adult
Sit here. Hold on. I'll be right back.
Yeah. I guess there's been a lot of changes since you've been out.
You know cigarettes will kill you, right?
Reagan is a minor character in the audio play. She is introduced early in the script, she's dating a sailor then dumps him while he's in Iraq. Years later she bumps into him and his friends at a bar outside San Diego. Script is about 350 words long.
- female adult
- female young adult
(Sarcasm) "Well, that sounds like a solid plan."
"I didn't know that you were coming back, Wilson. Things were bad here waiting for you and after what happened with Kennedy, I decided to move on.
Kristy is a minor character in the audio play. She starts off as a sailor's girlfriend, she's a bit bubbly, though she argues a lot with Doc. Then there's a time skip and after WWIII she's a barmaid at a tavern in the desert on the far side of the nuclear wasteland. Script is about 275 words long.
- female young adult
- female adult
I'm just meeting all your friends tonight, huh!
Why the fuck not? Some random skank shows up and you just ignore me!?
Why are you still here, bum? You trying to start trouble?
Faye is an alien who comes to Earth as a refuge. The aliens learned english watching the BBC so they all have some manner of non-American english-speaking accent. She spends most of her time at a jazz club until the third world war nukes everything into wastelands, then Faye spends her time at her friend, Penelope's tavern, and plots to steel from Penelope. Penelope's husband comes home from the war after everyone thought he was dead and seeks vengeance on those who were plotting against his wife. Script is about 400 words long.
- female adult
- all english accents
- female young adult
So, Penelope tells me you're a soldier.
You're going to be a shriveled up old fuck before my tits even start to sag, now sit back down and be quiet before we drag you out of here!
I've seen Hank do this before, and he's not a smart guy. How the fuck could HE do this if we can't?
Selezneva is a Russian space pirate and one of the captains in El Gran Diablo's fleet. Script is about 100 words long.
- generic russian
- female adult
(Angry) Wait! Are you blaming Sammy for what happened?
Admiral, is head in game? Maybe a different time would be better.
We are going down! She is not holding together!
Valentina is a minor character in the audio play. She is a working girl in a brothel in a space colony who is hired by a client to beat her up. Valentina thinks it's weird but tries to be professional. The role's mostly conversational, and while it's dark and has adult themes, the role itself isn't NSWF, there's no actual sexual encounter or anything with the character. The role is about 170 words.
- female adult
I'm here for you, baby.
Oh my God! i didn't mean to kick you that hard! Are you okay?
What the fuck is wrong with this person?
Madame is an unnamed Madame in a brothel who greets a client. Role is about 50 words long.
- female adult
Can I help you, ma'am?
I believe we can accommodate you. Have a drink while I grab someone for you.
This is Valentina. Will she be able to help you?
Avalon boat man is a citizen on the space colony Avalon. Pirates have blockaded the colony and are demanding medicines, but the government is refusing. The pirates threaten to destroy the colony so the boatman takes it upon himself to steel medicines and being them to the pirate ship so that they don't nuke the colony. Script is about 100 words long.
- female senior
- all english accents
- male adult
This is all I could bring you.
This is all what you asked for originally, I think. I have a few more boars coming in after me.
Hyodyton is a military officer at a staff meeting. He has two lines, I'll put them both in the audition lines.Th
- male adult
Thank you, sir.
“Good morning, Sir. All personnel are present or accounted for. We’re synced up with the MEU’s reporting line and we’ve lined up our resources with the other augments.”