Some horrible yandere crack

Hey, dear. Welcome to the garden. What would you like?

(Laughs) Oh don't you worry your head. This will only take a minute.

THAT... SAILOR MOON... SHE'S TURNED CRAZY! I'LL STOP HER, BEFORE SHE DOES TO ME LIKE DHE DID TO BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!

Oh... It's you... Don't look so surprised to see a talking flower like me?

I am chrysanthemum! And you are not allowed in this garden!

The Sailor Crystals are all on you chrysalises now. Maybe we'll see glowing butterflies tomorrow.

Greetings, fair human. How many I help you?

How do you know so much about beauty, lady? There's so many beautiful flowers all around the garden.

Hey! Who do you think you are, buster!?

The time has come, human... For your future to be revealed...

Unlike most flowers, we flowers are collected, but mostly charming. It's like our scents are being merged together.

That's right... Listen to the sound of my voice... And... Relax...

Be sure to walk both ways before crossing the street.

One must never let anybody else find out about this mystical garden, right? I'm sure they won't. And you're gonna make sure of it.

You need to order some to peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Welcome to the garden. Let me know if I can be of any assistance.

I have some lily tea, with some cake. Just the way you like it.

Whoever can be trusted with rainbows will one day be trusted to colors.

Oye there. Hope you're having a great day here in the garden! We've got lovely flowers such as roses, daisies, like myself, lilies, lavenders, every flower in the garden!

The whole town was lazy. And ruby could've thought to herself something else, like emerald for example.

I'm just not eating a donut, because I don't like sugary stuff!

Konichuwa. Welcome to the garden. I hope you're having a good day.

Oh my! I said to walk gracefully! (Sighs) Can't you do anything right? Oh geez...

Arigato. We're happy to have you here, fair human being.

Aloha. And welcome, human being. I hope you're doing a good time.

(Laughs) He just can't keep dying! (Laughs) Oh... Sorry.

Even an act of true love can never be thawed by a frozen heart, you know? There are so many types of true love that can conquer anything.

Hey. Welcome to this beautiful garden, human. What would you like to do?

This cabin has a vase of tulips and rose? Okay. Even flowers can be beautiful when they grow together.

I have evidence, guys! I have evidence!!

Hey. How's it going here? I hope you're having a good day here.

What's the rush, lavender? (Pauses) Oh. I get it.

What's the point of having to go out there!? They'll only laugh at me! They think they can laugh at me?! I am a flower!

Hey. How's everything going? Good? Great?

Well... Not a flowers are female, you know.

The beauty of our garden grows each passing day. And I'm sure you'll understand.

Come what may, but I refuse to give up my life! Flowers need rain showers to bloom, you know!

Send in the rain! All flowers! Prepare for rain showers! NOW!

You've grown very well, you big beautiful plant. I respect that.

Dandelions belong to everyone, not just you. We should always share.

The spoon in the STONE?! WHAT?! This is crazy...

I'm strong, huh? Well... Not technically.

Huh?! (Coughs) What... Is this...?! (Coughs)

I feel... So... ALIVE...!!~

I told you not to touch the Golden Crystal... It only makes things better without me... Now we Sailor Guardians are going to die...!! Because of you...!!! (Sob)