Smokepit Fairytales Audiodrama
Milo Machin for Faye
Faye is an alien who comes to Earth as a refuge. The aliens learned english watching the BBC so they all have some manner of non-American english-speaking accent. She spends most of her time at a jazz club until the third world war nukes everything into wastelands, then Faye spends her time at her friend, Penelope's tavern, and plots to steel from Penelope. Penelope's husband comes home from the war after everyone thought he was dead and seeks vengeance on those who were plotting against his wife. Script is about 400 words long.
- female adult
- all english accents
- female young adult
So, Penelope tells me you're a soldier.
You're going to be a shriveled up old fuck before my tits even start to sag, now sit back down and be quiet before we drag you out of here!
I've seen Hank do this before, and he's not a smart guy. How the fuck could HE do this if we can't?