Shrek Skateboard Short Film (PAID)
Project Overview
Do you love Tony Hawk? Do you love Shrek?
Boy, do we have a project for you.
(note: tony hawk might have nothing to do with this project
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SERIOUS NOTES:
Yes, the lines are jokes, but the payment isn't.
All Payments will be made as digital steam gift cards. (We're sorry we couldn't afford vbucks.) But for real, it's a lot easier for us than making actual transactions.
We're gonna use the demo lines, so you don't actually need to do additional line recordings.
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Have you ever seen Shrek, well he's a boomer now.Â
That's the voice you gotta go for
Hello, it's me, Shrek, from the hit animated movie, Shrek the Third.
Climate Change doesn't exist.
Same, to be honest. Beam me up, Scotty!
you must really seem like you are actually on meth
This is a PSA regarding the benefits of Crytal Meth.
The benefits of meth may be to keep soldiers alert and energized to fight long battles, to fight fatigue when sleep is not an option and deadlines are approaching, to help stabilize adhd sufferers who find it difficult to focus on details that help them take care of themselves like brushing their teeth, and tying their shoes, and not forgetting the red light means to stop instead of wondering how many squirrels live on this street. Firefighters fighting fires for 20 straight hours might find benefits, as well as people who can’t stop putting food into their mouths. There are much more harmful effects from obesity than meth use. I’m going to take a wild guess and predict that more lives are lost to the harmful effects of obesity than are lost to meth. (That’s worded wrong. It should say the harmful effects of doughnuts. Obesity is a condition. Meth misuse is a condition. Meth use and doughnut eating are both forms of drug use.)
Other benefits might include, but are not limited to, being more passionate about your job. Sometimes, people hate their lives, their job, their frame of mind is a dark cloud over them which can affect others negatively if they are an airline pilot, bus driver, surgeon, etc. Another benefit may be to help motivate a person to work out, or exercise. There are not many things better for the body than a good hard work out session. Exercising should begin with complete stretching and involve necessary fluid intake to avoid damaging muscles or becoming dehydrated. Proper breathing technique is also very helpful to the overall benefits of exercise.
Mental health is another area where depression could be fought with administering a small amount of meth. Motivation and enthusiasm about what you are involved with is always beneficial. Lethargy and disinterest can lead to unhappiness, unfulfilled expectations, negative attitudes, and basically all around dickishness (may help a person not be such a dick).get gamered ( and then make a banjo noise with your mouth)
Basically die
*dying noises*
please note that any similarities with internet personality matpat are purely coincidental.
And I'm MatPat, and this is Game Theory.
 I hate Germans.
Oh boy, I also love drugs.
please note that any similarities with internet personality keemstar are purely coincidental.
matt groening do not sue us also
Delightfully devilish, Shrek.
Cocaine? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within this empty void?
Really. Well, I'm from YouTube, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Loli."
German science is the best science in the world
gronkh wir meinen das nicht böse
>:]
So Leute, heute egehen wir ein paar Kriegsverbrechen im Kosovo.
Ich liebe Festungsnacht. Ich möchte, dass alle Kinder dieser Welt mir Geld geben.
 Oh mann ich möchte meinen Neckbeard kraulen, wenn ich eine süsse Loli sehe.
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