Casting is complete!
Hey guys. Auditions are now over, and all the roles have been cast. Thank you to everyone who auditioned for this and be sure to look forward for the fandub next summer.
Thank you, Lucas
Hey guys. Auditions are now over, and all the roles have been cast. Thank you to everyone who auditioned for this and be sure to look forward for the fandub next summer.
Thank you, Lucas
The chair! Give him the chair!
He can fly!
One Pig: Lord Farquaad! He huffed, und he puffed, und he -- signed an eviction notice.
This little wooden puppet.
Be still Mon Cheri for I am your savior and I am rescuing you from this green (kisses her arm) ...beast!!
Ah, of course. How rude-a-la-la. Please let me introduce myself. (calls) Oh Merry Men! (small laughter)
(Sing "Merry Men")
Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect King! Captain, assemble your finest men, we're going to have a tournament!
Very well ogre, the deed to your swamp. Cleared out as agreed. Take it and go, before I change my mind. Forgive me, Princess, for startling you. But you startled me for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. I am Lord Farquaad.
All this hocus pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding and that makes me king! (indicating his crowned head) See! See!
(Sing "Welcome to Duloc")
*Say something you think would fit*
*Say something you think would fit*
*Say something you think would fit*
(Sing "Merry Men")
One Merry Man: Oh you little...
Hunter 1: (sotto; intense) All right Let's get it!
Hunter 3: (forboding) Yeah. It'll grind your bones for it's bread.
Hunter 2: Back! Back beast! Back! I warn you. (his torch is snuffed by Shrek) Right.
Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken!
You did it! You rescued me! You're amazing, you're, you're wonderful, you're... a little unorthodox I'll admit, but - (regains her composure) Thy deed is great and thine heart is pure (curtsies) I am eternally in your debt.
(trying to be regal; gain composure) Oh... (nervous laugh) Well when one lives alone has to learn these things in case there's ... (surprised) ...there's an arrow in your butt!
In Ogress form: (dryly; to Donkey) It's a spell. When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Every night I become this... this horrible, ugly beast! That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees me...like this.
Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away!
By the order of Lord Farquaad, (becoming nervous) I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility...
My Lord, we found it.
Mouse 1: Well gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have?
Mouse 2: Well, it's not home but it'll do just fine.
Mouse 3: I've found some cheese! Blech! Awful stuff!
I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy!
Well gosh, no one invited us.
We were forced to come here.
Three. Pick three my lord.
Well, I've got a talking donkey.
(a bit nervous) Oh..ahh...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt! Talk!
No! He talks. He does. (pretending it's the Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk! I'm the talkiest thing you ever saw!
Ah, this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping manly stories -- and in the morning, I'm making waffles.
I know you probably hear this all the time from your food -- but you must bleach or something 'cause that is one dazzling smile you've got there. And do I detect a hint of minty freshness? (warming up to it) And you know what else, you know what else...you're -- a girl dragon! Oh, suuure -- I mean, of course you're a girl dragon! Cause you're reeking of feminine beauty.
(Sing his part of "I'm a Believer")
(As a narrator reading the book) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible, fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the Dragon's Keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss. (beat; sarcastic) Yeah -- Like that's ever gonna happen!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!!!
(sighs) Okay, fine. Attention all ... fairytale things! Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now, and get you off my land and back where you came from!
He can fly!
(sobbing) This cage is too small!
People of Duloc, we gather here today to bear witness to the union of our new King and Queen.
...and by the power vested in me, i now pronounce you husband, wife, King and Queen...
Ahhhhhhh!