Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect King! Captain, assemble your finest men, we're going to have a tournament!

Very well ogre, the deed to your swamp. Cleared out as agreed. Take it and go, before I change my mind. Forgive me, Princess, for startling you. But you startled me for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. I am Lord Farquaad.

All this hocus pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding and that makes me king! (indicating his crowned head) See! See!