Kinda back
Sorry for the long long wait, but things have been getting better for me lately which means I'm ready to bring this project back.
I should be able to start casting soon. Good luck to everyone who auditioned months ago!
LWBiverse is a webcomic about twin siblings Burger and Lauren and their misadventures. It's a mature homage/parody of thick line cartoons from the 90s up to the very early 2010s. I am aiming to make little shorts based on it to see if it can work as proper animated episodes.
Feel free to read the comic it's based on here - https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/LWBiverse/
Sorry for the long long wait, but things have been getting better for me lately which means I'm ready to bring this project back.
I should be able to start casting soon. Good luck to everyone who auditioned months ago!
Burger is a cheerful yet dumb child who happens to be his sister's lackey. He loves people and making friends and helping out. He's an absolute dimwit. Burger usually ends up being the follower of Lauren's plans as her sidekick, usually with wacky results.
Female voices are preferred as we are trying to go for the cartoon vibe where an older female actress is voicing the boy character.
Hey sis, what'cha watchin? Is it anything cool? Huh, huh?
You know sis, I've been thinking about this issue that's been goin' around my mind lately. Why doesn't Odie talk while Garfield can?
Aye aye, sis! I'll have it done faster than a chiropractor chiropractating at Cairo! Those are real, right? Chiropractors?
Lauren is Burger's older sister and the dominant one of the duo. She has serious anger issues. She rarely thinks about anyone other than herself. She's usually the driving force of their plans and schemes.
Lauren's voice is more deadpan, along the likes of Mandy from Billy and Mandy or Gaz from Invader Zim with a little Butthead thrown in when she's relatively calm. Please don't strain yourself when playing her when she's angry.
Go away, dumbass, can't you see I'm watching TV?!
(angry) He called me fat! Nobody calls ME fat and gets away with it! Hold my taco, and if it falls on the ground I'm going to pummel you after I smack this guy so hard he does a whole rotation across the earth!
(slightly deadpan) We'll go watch that lame show of yours later. Right now we gotta go catch that damned mouse that's been running around the house.
Martha is Burger and Lauren's mother. Martha loves her kids and is protective of them, but lets them run around since they're growing up anyway, only stepping in when she really needs to. She is a giant amazon woman who can't fit in normal buildings. Her size changes depending on the shot because that's funny.
(Cheery) Alright kids, time for dinner!
(Angry/Surprised) Lauren! What did you do this time?!
(Tired) God, I need a drink.
The narrator serves to provide snarky commentary to whatever's going on sometimes. He doesn't like Burger and Lauren. He takes the time to make fun of them knowing he's protected by the fourth wall. Imagine the Powerpuff Girls narrator if he was a jerk.
The city of Dicksville! Home to psychopaths, nymphomaniacs, degenerates, overall scum and worst of all, our main characters Burger and Lauren. Those two are sure to be planning something today.
Unknown to the twins, their antics has caused the town's dam to burst! Now the animators are gonna have to animate all this water. God damn indeed.
These two really are dumb. See you next time.
Pepper is Burger and Lauren's adopted older sister figure. She's tasked with taking care of them whenever their mom is out. Whenever she isn't taking care of the twins, she's hanging out with her friends Lena and Sally, the latter she loves messing with.
Hold it there, squirt. Where're you off to in such a rush?
(trying to hold in laughter) Check it out Sal. Burger did a drawing of you.
There it is, Len! The lost treasure of Audio's Peak! Be careful with the traps here because they'll make a sound that'll make our ears bleed!
Lena is Pepper's best friend and Burger's closest adult friend outside the family. She also happens to be dumber than Burger is. She's also extremely rich but never lets that get in the way of her friendship with her friends.
I'll be with you in a bit, Pepper. I just gotta give these guys my number.
Oh don't worry about the damages, my dad can totally pay for it.
Hey Burger, you remember where that comic store you wanted to visit is, right?
Eric is Burger's main male best friend. He doesn't get into as much adventures as Burger and Lauren does. He disapproves of Lauren's treatment of Burger and has to look out for him when he ends up accidentally getting into trouble when they hang out. Lauren also has a crush on him and that creeps him out.
As with Burger, we're going for the whole "female voicing young boy" vibe in cartoons, but guys are also welcome to audition as Eric is supposed to be a bit older than Burger is.
Hey Burger, you wanna stop by the arcade with me?
Your sister's creeping me out, dude. Did she hit you again?
Burger! Look out for that cliff!
Sunny is one of the town's local supervillains and Burger's arch nemesis. She's usually in the middle of an evil plan or doing grocery shopping, until she spots Burger and drops everything just to fight him. On duty, she serves to be somewhat of a good boss who treats her henchmen well (unless they (inevitably) fail to help her ruin Burger's day, in which she throws an angry tantrum.)
The voice we're trying to go for with her is "maniacal but cute" with a dash of "spoiled brat". Something most people wouldn't take seriously.
With this device, I can get rid of all of the grass in the park! And when all the grass is gone, that jerk groundskeeper can't yell at me for being on the grass anymore because THERE'LL BE NO GRASS! (evil laugh)
We meet again, Burger Garrett! You won't foil my plans this time, especially when I kick your ass!
Look at the dog, sweetie! He likes you! Now clean up his mess before I get back, love ya!
Peasley is Sunny's boyfriend. Coming from a family of farmers who named their children after whatever they harvested the day they were born, Peasley is the true brains of Sunny's operation, running the plans especially when Sunny gets distracted by her archnemesis. Every now and then, she hangs out with Pepper and they swap stories about their respective idiots.
Alright, so if we send our troops out front to distract the guard, we can sneak in through the back, and you can (sigh) finally win the claw game at Pizza Paulie's
Relax, Sunny. We're on vacation and whatshisname isn't here to ruin our fun.
Sunny, no! You just have to enter the password and we'll be done, you can go fight that kid later!