What is this project?
How Time Crisis 1 Should Have Ended is an animated parody similar in style of the "How It Should Have Ended". It is a retelling of the event's in Namco's Time Crisis arcade video game series, specifically Time Crisis 1. The script is complete and me and my lead writer are interested in various voice actors to fill various roles in our script. We have 19 Voice acting roles that we need to fill.
Payment
Each role is paid a flat payment:
If more lines are desired outside of the original script, they will be treated as new roles and an additional flat payment will be issued.
Payments will be done through PayPal.
Rachel MacPherson is the daughter of the newly elected president of Sercia and is the hostage in this story. She has a high toned, cutesy voice.
References:
“Um… Now what?”
"Let me go!"
"Look Out!!!"
"Oh no!!!!"
"heeheehee"
Wild Dog is the main antagonist and has a calm yet confident demeanor. Near the end he starts being more cocky.
Has a slight growl to his tone.
Aim to be as close to reference material.
References:
*Wild Dog's Signature Laugh (https://youtu.be/DjOnbYXhrBo?t=569)
“We’ve been invaded!” (https://youtu.be/DjOnbYXhrBo?t=27)
“Never mind… My men gunned him down… Are … you alright?” Tweaked based on this scene (https://youtu.be/DjOnbYXhrBo?t=26)
“... Who the hell uses B-batteries anymore?” (annoyed)
Garo is the ousted monarch prince from the new democratic nation of Sercia.
Aim to be as close to the voice in reference videos as you can.
He is preppy/ confident until he hits his hand.
(Struggles to maintain composure) on "Get me an ice pack!"
(Loses composure to pain) on "I think I sprained my wrist…"
Reference Videos:
Garo's Signature Laugh (https://youtu.be/DjOnbYXhrBo?t=12)
“My name is Sherudo. I rule this nation now.” (https://youtu.be/DjOnbYXhrBo?t=480)
(pained)“… Get me an ice pack… I think I sprained my wrist…”
“So, you are the fool who came to rescue Rachel.” (https://youtu.be/DjOnbYXhrBo?t=484)
Goon 1 just got told his way of attacking would have got him and his team killed, so he reluctantly accepts the "smarter" answer
“Alright. We’ll do it your way...”
Goon 2 is Explaining to Goon 1 why giving the hero a heads up is not a good idea.
"How about we wait until after he comes around the corner"
Platform Goon notices the hero shooting in front leaving his back open. They shoot him surprised that he went down easily (https://youtu.be/DjOnbYXhrBo?t=93).
“So did he not see us or…”
Other Goon just learned about his mistakes and is glad to have come to that realization
“That thing is really dangerous! Glad we weren’t near it!”
“You mean shouting at him isn’t a good plan? Good to know!”
Minigun Goon is a gung-ho gun enthusiast who cant wait to use his minigun on the hero.
“What are we doing back here? We should be at the front!”
“Simon says, Freeze!”
“What the… Um… Simon says… Hop on one leg.”
Smart Goon and his team just discovered the cure for cancer and is making a speech for his team. He gets confused when he hears the hero's action prompt.
“Gentleman… What we’ve discovered here today will forever change history for the better. Let’s go tell the boss and….Why do I hear Beeping noises?”
Gold Goon is the first boss defeated by the player. He is in the middle of his speech when one of his silver henchmen stabs the hero in the back. Surprised, he acknowledges the obvious tactic.
grunt (https://youtu.be/DjOnbYXhrBo?t=245)
“It’s all over”
“The girl’s at the top of that tower!”
“She must be dead by now...”
(https://youtu.be/DjOnbYXhrBo?t=259)
“Whoa!...... Why didn’t I think of that sooner?”
Jerry and Alex had the "bright" idea to surprise the hero by jumping from the roof and hit him with pipes. The tactic failed and the duo are lamenting their plan.
Jerry and Alex are workplace buddies
(in pain, broke his leg) “I thought it was a cool idea!”
Alex followed his buddy Jerry's plan to get the "drop" on the hero. He is in pain and shouting his displeasure at Jerry over the failed plan.
(Pain Angry) “Why did I let you talk me into that, Jerry!?”
(Pain Angry) “Where’s Bob? He needs to take us to the hospital!”
Bob is Jerry and Alex's third drunk of a friend. He has multiple DUIs. He is oblivious to the situation and drunk while calling out to his coworkers.
(runs over his friends)
All lines are Drunk lines, high energy/ excited/ friendly
“Jerry? Alex? Where’d ya go? It’s lunch time.”
(runs over the hero)
“This isn’t Olive Garden…”
(runs over his boss)
“Hey Boss. Going out to lunch.”
“Yeah, sure! We’ll get some breadsticks.”
The VSSE (Vital Situation, Swift Elimination International Intelligence Agency ) is radioing an enemy helicopter to identify itself. They assume the Hero failed his mission without knowing that the hero is occupied in the helicopter.
“Chopper 7359, you’re entering private airspace. Divert your course or you will be shot down.”
(frustrated) “It’s a Wild Dog helicopter… Miller failed us… Shoot it down.”
Wild Dog pulls a surprise, two snipers who take out the hero with ease. The snipers are clueless as to why they didn't shoot the hero earlier.
“We had a better shot as he was running through the courtyard.”
“We were waiting for you to give the order, Sir.”
(screams as the tower they're in explodes)
A young Goon decides to get creative and puts on knight armor to take out the hero. Naive, anxious and eager to impress the boss.
(replying to boss) “I’m hiding in plain sight, Sir! I’m gonna use this axe and-” (gets interrupted)
“Who’s laughing now?!”
(grunts while swinging axe)
Kantaris is the CEO of the Arms company that contracted out Wild Dog. She is voicing her displeasure over the ohone about Wild Dog's performance.
“You’re the one to blow up your stock, our business is concluded…”
(light evil laugh, chokes, recovers, and resumes laughing)
The pilot is the buddy of the southerner minigun goon. He has a professional tone that compliments the goofy minigun goon.
Subtle Texan accent
*Script Update*
We added a few lines due to the amazing performance of the audtioneers!
The Pilot is having a smoke break when his buddy points out the obvious that the hero just arrived. The pilot gladly gets up from his break and is taking the initiative to take down the hero as soon as possible. He unintentionally mentions the game's title as he's ready to go.
(getting up from his break then energetic)
“Yeah... what are we doing back here?”
“ Screw it! We still got time!”
“ Crisis or not! We’ll get him!”
