GioGio's Bizarre Adventure - Vento Abbreviata (Abridged Parody)
DoodOnline for Koichi Hirose
An unfortunate little man with poor luck, with an optimistic outlook he's started to find beaten down more than once in a while. Not incapable of getting frustrated, but oftentimes tries his best to be polite and forthcoming with people. Not gonna show up much outside the first couple episodes, just so you know.
[Skeptical, somewhat unnerved.] ... Wouldn’t it be easier to get, uh, a lock of his hair, or… literally anything else?
[Panicked & Flustered] Ah, ah! Uh... PIZZA PASTA! BUON BAMBINO! BAZZATI BAGORGI!
[Shocked & Hopeless, and then just Hopeless] Oh no, no… All the food I was supposed to have for that month was in that suitcase! I needed those crushed potato chips and juice boxes! … Maybe I can at least catch up to that frog… They eat those in Europe, right?
