Bartender at The Filthy Nightingale, a strip joint and bar that caters to a casual experience. He looks after and cares for all of his customers. He wants everyone to have a good time at his establishment and walk out feeling better than they did walking in. He's also an In Flux character which means more lines may be written for him after the initial voicing of his lines.

Record all audition lines while referring to the notes below for each line and do one take of each line. 

As Ted McGerven has a Texan/Southern accent, if your audition for him doesn't have a Texan/Southern accent, it will be disqualified. 

For the first audition line, you're making a casual offer to a newcomer to the bar. You want them to relax and know what your place is known for. You hope they become a regular and another friend of yours.

For the second audition line, you're trying to be as casual as possible and get the person talking to you to relax. You want them to regard you as a friend and someone they can depend on. You love casual conversations like this one.