In any other era, Garret would have been a warrior shaman of some remote mountain tribe, dispensing words of wisdom and telling stories by firelight for all to hear. In the modern era, he is a man of many talents, many muscles, many oddities, and many kind words. Garret is a talented and experienced lover, with a rustic sense of romanticism. He's not very good at flowers and tuxedos, but he will dig you a hot spring on a mountaintop and massage your body until you melt together. 

For delivery, we're looking for something with a broken-english and Russian accent.

Our writer, OjiPanda, has recorded 2 examples to help show what we're looking for: https://sadpandastudios.com/Audio/Garret3.m4a.m4a  and https://sadpandastudios.com/Audio/Garret21.m4a.m4a  he should be very light-hearted, friendly, jolly and youthful.