The 3 Little Princesses - 10 Year Anniversary Comic Dub!
King_Boo for Princess Peach
Peach, a.k.a. “Miss Stockholm Syndrome,” is the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, a place that really should consider staging a coupe and advocating for democracy at this point. A confident and self-assured leader, Peach likes to promote herself as a competent, inspirational role model who helps those less fortunate and strives to make the universe a better place. But in reality, she's just a classic teenage queen bee, obsessed with fashion, makeup, sweets, and reckless drug abuse. She tries to come off as a sugary-sweet girly girl with only benevolent intentions, but she demonstrates that she clearly has violent tendencies and a terrifying temper...seriously, someone should have called an exorcist quite a while ago. But hey, at the end of the day, Peach does seem to have good intentions and strives to do the right thing...as long as that “right thing” ends up giving her good PR.
I'd like her voice to be high-pitched and girly, but please do NOT try to imitate the voice that she has in the games; that voice is way too grating and annoying for me. Think ditzy teenage airhead who tries to put on a bright, sunshiny voice to make herself seem better than she actually is. And don't forget to add snark!
Let's greet them in the most diplomatic manner, like the royal ladies that we are! (in a loud, lilting voice) Hellllloooooo~! Unknown person~! I believe we haven't been introduced yet! (clears her throat formally) Let me present to you my friend, Princess Daisy of Sarasaland! As for me, I am Prince- (caught off-guard) Er...come again?
(dramatically struck with grief) My poor knife! 3 generations of cutting services without any sign of wear, and KO'd today by a single hit!
(drunkenly chanting a la Charlie the Unicorn) HEY ROOOOOSIIIIE!! LET'S GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN, ROOOOOSIIIIE!!