Rosalina, a.k.a. “Luigi's Bastard Child,” is a mysterious drifter who wanders the universe in an elaborate observatory/spaceship, with only a trashy reality show and the occasional megalomaniacal Koopa king to keep her from dying of boredom. For some reason, despite being the most independent and bad-ass female the mainstream Mario series has seen yet, she has developed an unfortunate reputation as a fragile little cinnamon roll who needs to be protected at all costs...and boy, has that done a number on her psyche. With the gentle soothing voice of an angel and the PR of a viral Youtube video about purring kittens, Rosalina is a ticking time-bomb of rage that is barely masked by her persona as a shy, socially awkward nerd who prefers peace and quiet, hates confrontation, and secretly revels in being “that guy” at all the fun parties that she attends. All she really wants out of life is for people to take her seriously...but that clearly ain't happening today, so grab a helmet and brace for impact. 

I'm looking for a soft, soothing medium-low voice that can vacillate between polite and formal conversation, shy and awkward stuttering, and rage-induced rampages. She should sound more cultured than both Peach and Daisy, but also more like a timid stick-in-the-mud.