Fallout Radio Mod
roksys for John - Comedy Duo Funny Man
Abbott and Costello type duo. John would be the Costello type, Jeffrey the Abbott. In other words, John is the more comic type whereas Jeffrey is the straight man.
Full script here:
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Jeffrey: So John, got any plans tonight?
John: None that involve you.
Jeffrey: Why not? We could catch a movie.
John: No offense, but going to the movies with you is like watching paint dry.
Jeffrey: That doesn’t make any sense. Going to a movie isn’t like watching anything but the movie.
John: It makes perfect sense. I go to a movie. You sit next to me. And now I’m bored.
Jeffrey: What if I randomly sat next to you? How would you even know I was there?
John:How else, because there’d be paint on the screen. Nothing but drying paint. And as soon as I saw the paint, I’d say to myself, “Gee, I bet I know who that is sitting next to me. Why it’s my old pal Jeffrey.”