Team Fortress 2 Casting Call

seatiebelt for Demoman

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Demoman
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The Demoman is a scrumpy-swilling demolitions expert from the Scottish town of Ullapool - Wiki What's there to really say? He's a drunk One-Eye Scottish Cyclops lol

  • "What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?"

  • "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie!"

  • "...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end! [Insert Hearty Laughter] Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... in hell!"

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This wasn't my strongest performance (my Scottish accent is weak), but I was less concerned with that and more concerned with how fun that last speech was.

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