Why don't we pretend to be Workers in a factory? I'll glue eyeballs on to dolls And you can check the quality. Why don't we pretend to be Telemarketers, yippee! We can sell long-distance spends And call and call and call! And let's pretend, let's pretend. It is fun to pretend. Let's pretend, let's pretend. Pretend that this is fun! Why don't we pretend to be CEOs of companies? We can point at things on screens And work hard at racquetball. Why don't we pretend to be Jellyfish, way out at sea? We can drift along for hours And never move at all!