Erwin Jeffries is a man who has seen more than his fair share of the Wasteland's dangers. Though not a hero by any means, Erwin is resourceful and quick-thinking when his survival is on the line. His life has been one of constant stress, and it shows in his weary demeanor and cautious behavior.

Erwin is thrust into a dire situation when Sheila and her cultists invade the Cow Spots Creamery, forcing him to rely on his wits to stay alive. Despite his initial cowardice, Erwin shows a surprising level of survival instinct. He’s not a fighter, but he’s not entirely helpless either; he’s the kind of guy who’s learned to navigate the Wasteland by avoiding trouble rather than confronting it.