Right? It really isn't half as bad as you'd think. Look, I'm not saying it's amazing or anything! Huh? Yeah, you got me. But how did you figure it out? I've never told anyone that. Ack! My secret is out! This is so so embarrassing! Especially after what happened to you and Riddle. I should have learned by now that keeping your feelings on the DL is not a great idea.

Oh, someone's messaging me on Magicam. Whoa, look who it is! Man, it's been forever. Step one: make the school Halloween event go viral through the ghosts at Ramshackle Dorm. Step two: post THE megathread about it on my Magicam account. Step three: profit with a major bump in followers! And that's all been well and good. Thing is, with so many new followers, my notifications are blowing up hard with replies and DMs from old IRL acquaintances. And when I say "old," I mean, like, elementary school old. I just go with the flow and reply with stuff like "Hey, long time no see! Wanna come visit the school? You're always welcome!" And "Come check how NRC does Halloween! You won't regret it!" Or at least, emoji that convey those sentiments.

Thanks! This calls for a pic of my hard-working sophomore bud. Strike a pose! Aaand straight to Magicam it goes! #NRC #PreUnbirthday #Silverware #PreUnbirthdaysArePremium