The Cage - An Audiodrama (18+ Submissions only) - PILOT EPISODE
Mecha for Neon The Host
You are the life of the party, THE Neon. People know your voice far and wide and you aim to entertain the masses. For this we're definitely looking for someone over the top in their delivery of lines. You'll be describing traps, monsters, and of course various gruesome deaths of players.
While I don't plan to make it extremely visceral, you will need to have the ability to describe characters meeting their end with all the joy and showmanship of basically describing a sponsorship.
So get your gameshow host voice on for this one!
(After watching a contestant meet their end) OH OUCH! That's gotta hurt! Well folks it's like we always say, it pays to have good eyesight. Let's get a replay of that there (brief pause) Now that's a hell of a way to go! Impalement is always messy. Let's go to the Crypt to get stats on that dead guy. Over to you Jenny!
Good evening folks, and welcome back to another exciting episode of... THE CAAAAAAAGE! Tonight we have one hell of an episode. Watch as The Banshee and the Revenant go head to head! In an off the walls no holds bar, to the death cage match! The victor will walk away with a new Bermuda rifle courtesy of Ranger Corp, which will be used in the next round! (Swap to advertising voice) Ranger Corp, because when the cops are 15 minutes away, you need a big iron to put those junkies in the ground if they come a knocking. Use Code CAGED to get 10% off any bulk ammo order.
(Outside of the game) Annabelle, baby, please. It's me. I'm a fucking legend to these peons. They're eating out of my platinum hand and begging for more. You see a tragedy, I see a way to twist the meat hook around and sear up some fine steaks. Have no fear, I'll have the masses convinced this was all part of the plan with one single post on the Gal-Net.
