You cannot fool me, I HAVE A BATCHLOR’S DEGREE IS PSYCHOLOGY! GET THOSE MOTHERFUCKER!

I have established communism and successfully eliminated the middle class.

The Ministry of Magic has been controlled by a select few of the most powerful wizarding families. They have accumulated wealth and power while the common man suffers. In this new regine, we will uphold the principles of Communism and Bowserism to create a fair and just society that benefits everyone. Not just a select few. In this new era, no longer will the Ministry be a tool for oppression, but a source of empowerment. No longer will we draw lines between bloodlines and species. We will come together in a new era under the great Koopa Comrade! We will no longer be pawns in the power struggle of the magical elite. Instead we will redistribute the wealth and resources and build a society where solidarity and loyalty to the Koopa Troop reigns. Our mightly flame will never die out. I will raise the great Koopa flag up high and transform Hogwarts into another Bowser Castle. For freedom, for Bowser, for EQUALITY!!!