SPIKED EGGS PODCAST (Season One - Holiday Pilot)
Wolfy for Mary (Frosty) Frost
Role: Supporting
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Frosty - Santa's loyal lieutenant. She and Santa have known each other a long time and are comfortable with each other, but Frosty knows who's the boss. She's rough around the edges compared to Santa, but also intelligent. Perhaps a little quick tempered. We encourage our actors to have fun with this character and see what they can come up with in terms of her accent or distinct speech patterns, her tone of voice and her laugh.
We first meet Frosty at the opening of the episode as a member of the podcast's cast. Frosty is standing around in the rehearsal studio waiting for the recording to begin, and we hear Frosty doing vocal warm ups. She's not necessarily a good singer. Actually, she probably can't carry a tune. Fellow cast member Rudolph (Rudy) attempts to heckle and threaten her, but Frosty is not intimidated.
We next meet Frosty in her office in the midst of dealing with a client who is behind in payments.
Finally, Frosty and Santa Nicola are discussing business and the threat Rudy poses to their loansharking empire.
- english
- female adult
- animation/character
(Frosty is in the recording studio waiting for recording to begin. She is doing vocal warm ups). FROSTY: "Doh-Ray-Me-Fah-So-Lah-Tea-Doh" (Rudolph: "Hey, Karaoke Queen, this ain't a musical." ) FROSTY: "I'm stretching my vocal cords, clown." ( Rudolph moves toward Frosty menacingly. "That so? Want me to stretch 'em for ya?") FROSTY: "Get lost, Rudy."
(Frosty is putting the pressure on a customer who is over six weeks late with a payment) FROSTY: "I want my two grand, Tim. You're an office clerk. Where'd it all go? Not the gym, by the looks of you. How much you weigh now? Three-hundred pounds, if it's an ounce, I'll bet. Tiny Tim. Isn't that what they call you? Tiny Tim. (Taunting) Why do you think they call you Tiny Tim?
(Santa tells Frosty they are going to meet with Rudolph, rival loanshark and gang boss, at his place.) FROSTY: "His place? I don't like it, boss. Smells like a trap." (Santa says it was her idea.) FROSTY : " Your idea?" (Beat) (Frosty sees Santa dragging out a large sack) FROSTY: "Hey, what's with the sack?" (Frosty laughs conspiratorally) "Little surprise for Rudy in there?"