Paper Mario: The Rise of Voldemort
Concerned Bear for Plot Relevant Hammer Bro:
A Hammer Bro that leads a squadron of enemies into the Batcave after a successful crusade against the Justice League. He takes great pride in his work.
- male adult
- any
- audiobook
Glad you asked, Supid Mario Bro. Since we’re going to kill you, we might as well spill the beans. Bowser and Voldemort have big plans, and they don’t want any prolific heroes snooping around. We all assumed you were dead, so Bowser and Voldemort sent us to dispatch anyone that may be, problematic. Take the Justice League for example. The Flash, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and Cyborg, were all brought down and cores harvested. Superman was a TOUGH nut to crack, but we pulled through.
(Battle cry) Koopa Troop! FUCK EM UP!
(chocking) It was an order from King Bowser and Lord Voldemort…urk..I was just following orders…please…have mercy!