(upbeat) My name? It's Primrose, but my friends call me Rose! Primroses are one of the first flowers to bloom in the spring. Since I was born in March, I think it's pretty fitting, don't you think?

(informative) If you’re looking for potions, then look no further! I have speed potions, strength potions, healing potions, luck potions, and- (pause) oh, you want to know about the one in that tightly sealed box labeled ‘radioactive?’ (serious, stern) Well, let’s just say that anyone who saw the effects of that potion never lived to tell the tale…

[various short reaction sounds & phrases for the following: agreement, disagreement, gratitude/happiness, anger, and shock]