Aliens - The Audio Drama Remake
Andrew Parker for Hudson
Now is your chance, and only chance, to be the one and only ultimate badass, Private First Class William L. Hudson. Our version of him is more or less the same, but maybe a bit more comical and full of himself.
- male adult
- all american accents
- adult
I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the *ultimate* badass! State of the badass art! You do not wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
Well, that's great. That's just fuckin' great, man! Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man!
What do you mean they cut the power? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!