Bully: “Oh my God. Just look at the way that she’s dressed. Where do you even get your clothes?”

Teacher: “I’ve said this time and time again. We have tutors available after school every day of the week, but you guys never utilize them… And do you guys even read your books? Also, no, I am not going to curve the test nor give out extra credit. I am not spoiling you all any longer.”

Nurse: “What do you mean? Everything is all in order… Why do you ask? But he came here for an inspection a few days ago, why would he come here? And at this hour too..”