[This line is suppose to be shouted out as epic introduction] Master of magicks ancient and awesome, the divine hand which hath defeated all maladies save senescence and incontinence! Gooooooonspart!

*snores but wakes up suddenly to ask* Hey... is it time for dinner yet? *goes back to sleep/snoring after Dorys told him that he already ate*

[after taking his time to realize he needs to save Orland with his Magicks] Oooh, you are referring to me! I see, i see... With all haste, was it? Yes, yes, I'll get right on that.