LEAD Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg, born December 22nd. Capricorn - the ambitious nature. Favourite ride: the bumper cars. Ocean was born into a family of far left of centre humanists, who moved to Northern Saskatchewan to live a carbon-free lifestyle. The hemp needle-point sign above the household’s toilet read: “if it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, scoop it out with your hand and put it in the compost.” Yet in between all the drum circles, Marxist parables, and cheese sandwiches made of human breast milk, Ocean could never shake the feeling she was the white sheep of her family. It was only at the age of 8, when she found amongst her parents’ record collection, an album called “Up with People”. The cloying positivity of this pro-capitalist gaggle of teen crooners brought tears to her eyes. Perhaps the most dangerous thing Halliburton has ever created. Class president, top of her clubs: Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg - the most successful girl in town. *the ambitious, overachieving and slightly annoying choir member. energetic and talkative*