Oath of the North Pole
Simonius for Goblin Dad
Goblin Dad is a goblin minion of the Ice Wizard who's just trying to secure a future for his family. He is the protagonist of the series and the only character to appear in all five skits.
This role pays $50 for his appearance in all five of the episodes.
- english
- male adult
- animation/character
[Discussing an adventurer attack with a coworker] It's not like the Krampus is all that impressive. Is this Warlock going to storm the tower with his magical power to intimidate children with a stick?
[Lying through his teeth to try and get concessions from his boss] Y'know, I wouldn't be here if I didn't believe in destroying Christmas, ha, ha ha...but, y'know, until we manage to pull that off, uh, so long as it's still around, I-I need to spend more time with my family sometime, and the fact is most adventurers stay home for Christmas anyway, so I thought you probably wouldn't need very many minions that day...
[To himself] Well now I've done it. If I don't figure out some kind of displacer beast substitute the kid's gonna be sad on Christmas.